July 16, 2004
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June 30, 2004
Yo Ivy..You bad, sexy, skimpy costume wearing babe.... The things I would let YOU do to ME....... from one trouble maker to another. Now I have to go and release the pressure!!
April 2, 2004
Ivy I had a sex dream about you last night so I thought I should write a testimonial. I always get excited to see you at conventions cus you're super hot. *blushes*
March 23, 2004
My best friend in the whole wide world.
Because she says, "no crying, no crying, no crying, and... STOP!!"
So many nights over Guinness and Bushmills and a shandy or two.... there's nothing more fun than that!
But WATCH THOSE HANDS!!!!!!
No!! Not IVY!!! Anything but IVY and her HANDS!!
Ha ha ha!!!
I heart her with all my love.
December 28, 2003
Well, we were basically roommates back around, what, 1996 or '97? Except, I wasn't really a roommate, more like her roommate's freeloadin' boyfriend.
Still, she's one of the funnest people ever to co-habitate with. I miss sneaking into her room whenever I'd wake up (5, 6 pm?) to see if she had any booze (she always did). I also miss getting distracted and laughing about some dumbass thing until my girlfriend would come and see what the hell was taking so long, and Ivy punching me in the arm and laughing at me 'cuz now I was in trouble. Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.
Seriously, though, good people, good times. And I have only one other thing to say about Ivy: "Bermuda Triangle, it makes people disappear, Bermuda Triangle, don't go too near, don't go too near..............". Twice.
Oh, and she turned me on to that Robert Jordan Wheel-in-the-Sky-keeps-on-turnin' Trilogy that Peter Jackson just made some movies out of........oh, wait, that's that other thang, whatchacallit........the WTC towers or something, with Sauron Hussein.........
p.s. Yeah, I wrote like the exact same testimonial for Friendster (assuming she ever checks in there long enough to add it), give or take a sentence;what, like I've got time to write a million of these things?