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If you're going to cut it, might as well do it right.
Go here and ask for Christina. She'll put the sass back in your 'do.
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If you don't have kids, don't give parental advice.
Wed, April 25, 2007 - 10:36 PM
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Nothing is more annoying than a know-it-all who wants to tell me the "right" way to get my Young Child to clean his room. Or eat vegetables. Or stop farting in public, and then announcing this accomplishment to everyone. It starts with a "You know what you should do..... " Then always leads down the same three paths: a) take his toys away until you get what you want. Why, thank you for that thoughtful piece of advice. I n... read more
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 9:11 PM
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My mom friends and I always compare notes on boring kid stuff. Well, it would be boring to most who don't have children. For us old ladies, we're endlessly fascinated with our children's psychological, sociological and physiological development.
Thu, March 29, 2007 - 9:04 PM
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In short, we can chat about shit, piss, fights, and tantrums. A lot. While eating. Sigh. We aren't the same svelt, hip divas of ye ole days. I had no stinkin' clue what it took to be a mom when I got pregnant. I ate ice cream and Taco Bell, bou... read more
Every year, I swear I won't do it again.
Tue, March 20, 2007 - 7:24 PM
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Not this year. Oh, nosiree. I've learned my lesson. But every year they come around - those parents who clutch the order form with such sincerity. It's for the kids, they say. A knowing wink, a slight twitch of the mouth. I know they're thinking, "This is an easy $40." I have to order that green box of goodness. Duel rows of heaven, packaged in plastic for extra freshness. I have to eat them all. One after another until there's nothing ... read more
While in a cab in London a few years ago, a dear family member asked the driver what he thought of shrub. Eh gads, what a question, I thought, and brace for the understated British backhand.
Mon, March 19, 2007 - 6:17 PM
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"Well, he really didn't win in the first place, did he?" was the reply. Brilliant. Gore, redeem us.
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ExertionIf you're going to cut it, might as well do it right. Go here and ask for Christina. She'll put the sass back in your 'do. The bread is made to order, then slathered in a herb/sesame seed/olive oil mixture. On top of that, chopped black olives, tomatoes, m... read more recommendation posted on Sun, March 18, 2007 - 1:42 PM
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