The Eleven Rules of MySpace"
1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose"
doesn't convince anyone.

2. To the people who have like 25,098 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends.
You're stupid. Go kill yourself.

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act ha... read more