What can I say about my YOUNGER and LESS WISE brother Charles Carroll? Actually, I could say plenty, but the little bastard got a legal restraining order preventing me from revealing the truth to the world.

Well, first let me say that I bottle-fed this lad from a pup, and yet as he grew up he quickly showed his true colors - one of his first acts was to rob my piggy bank and put the money in his piggy bank. (He still repeats this scam with Paypal, and will someday be convicted and do time for it.) He also entered the workforce at an early age, repairing arcade games for Amusements Unlimited / Dream Wizards game store in Rockville MD, with the departed but not-forgotten mad genius Mark Chorvinsky as his mentor.

After a short and scandalous period of mismanaging the Dream Wizards game store and running it into the ground, he
moved to bigger and better things in the fields of finance and sotware (actually they weren't either bigger or better, but they were in a new legal jurisdiction, so that he could take a step ahead of the law.) In any case, the crimes and misdeeds of my black-sheep-of-the-family brother Charles are so vast and nefarious that one testimonial cannot contain them - I shall resume later. Until then, remember the words of the evil orangutan Dr. Zaius from "Planet Of The Apes", who said "Beware the beast Charles Carroll, and let him not breed in large numbers - shun him, for he is the harbinger of death. He will make a desert of his home, and yours ..." Also, do not under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES read or bookmark these sites:

WWW.LEARNASP.COM or
WWW.CharlesCarroll.COM Instead, read only www.revchriscomedy.com, for all the news that will give you a fit ...

Peace out!

not bad as bratty kid brothers go-actually turned out to be quite a cool and handy ind and we all lovve him with great kids that my kids love ta deeef-highly recomendas a all round great guy and human being but dont sit on him or steal from his piggy bank or threaten to beat him up if he goes in your room cause thart dont go down too well-im exceedingly proud of him andpleased as punch that he got his musical taste from my endless repetition of my fav albums he was forced to listen to when we shared adjacent rooms but must admit now he knows more about music then i ever will-good luck bro and peace and love to you and yours

Charles Carroll is my adopted godfather. Without him I would have been a lost lamb in a wolf’s forest. He is truly a great man, one with compassion, humor, love and a brain of a genius. He sent me over 15 books once from the USA to South Africa which is just a tiny representation of this mans true nature.

We have many times clashed with ideas and differences of opinions for me to back down in awe of his brilliance. His compassion and love for some human beings that he chooses is sometimes overwhelming but most welcome. Deep down inside however (even though he is well past his teens) Charles is a little boy enjoying a spectrum of different pointless TV shows while he can recite almost over one millllllllllllllllllllllllion mantra’s from his vast CD collection.

He sometimes has some good ideas when it comes to programming but he is far from a perfectionist like I am so many times we have heated debates about shipping software. I have however promised him a shipped version very soon :P

Charles Carroll is truly a awesome human being!