Adrienne, Badrienne, Cadrienne, Dadrienne, Eadrienne, Fadrienne, Gadrienne, Hadrienne, Iadrienne, Jadrienne, Kadrienne, Ladrienne, Madrienne, Nadrienne, Oadrienne, Padrienne, Quadrienne, Radrienne, Sadrienne, Tadrienne, Uadrienne, Vadrienne, Wadrienne, Xadrienne, Yadrienne, Zadrienne...what can I say, she's at the top of the list.

The greatest (and prettiest) harpist to ever live, Adrienne is the female half of my fabulous roommate tandem. A bit of an odddity, she likes bugs and burping and showing you the food she's eating, but can't stand farting or boogers--go figure. In general she is super nice and super fun to be around, but she does tend a little towards violence ... at least toward me.

What can I say??? She married me!!! I mean, 'she MARRIED me', not 'she married ME'. Okay, maybe I should say she married US. Getting the idea? I hope so. What was your title? Deputy Officer of Civil Marriages, I believe. Yay! Yayyyyy!!!!

She's an angel (my angel baby)

I met someone at the dog show
She was holding my left arm
But everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant.
We both said, "I really love you,"
The Shriners loaned us cars
We raced up and down the sidewalk twenty thousand million times

Why did they send her over anyone else?
How should I react? These things happen to other people
They don't happen at all, in fact

When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things
I heard they had a space program
When they sing you can't hear, there's no air
Sometimes I think I kind of like that and
Other times I think I'm already there

Gonna ask for my admission
Gonna speak to the man in charge
The secretary says he's on another line,
Can I hold for a long, long time?
I found out she's an angel
I don't think she knows I know
I'm worried that something might happen to me
If anyone ever finds out

Why, why did they send her over anyone else?
How should I react? These things happen to other people
They don't happen at all

When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things
I heard they had a space program
When they sing you can't hear, there's no air
Sometimes I think I kind of like that and
Other times I think I'm already there

When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things.



They
Might
Be
Giants

Adie Adie bo badie banana fana foh fadie fee fi foh madie Adie...
Good enough to eat but sweet enough to keep.
Adie is the best girlfriend I could ask for and more...=)