August 19, 2004
You know what they say about some identical twins? That they have a sort of psychic connection, like if one stubs his toe, the other one feels the pain? Well, Louie and I are not identical twins, but I swear, whenever this guy shaves his balls my scrotum starts itching. Really, we're that close. Great guy. But for God's sake, don't EVER let him fart on your eggs!
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I like small things. My car is small. My hamster is small. My taste in women is towards the small side. My penis is enormous but I wear small pants. My bank account is quite small. My hands are big but I like to make small things.
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