Tonight, I saw Anne listed in my friends list and I thought...I really freaking LIKE this girl. I need to tell the whole world how great she is.

And then I started trying to write it out...but words fail me. I could write a long list of all the things I admire about Anne, but I don't even have to. Talk to her for a few minutes and you will understand what a bright light she is. You won't be able to help yourself.

Anne is great. No qualifiers. Just great.

We are so totally going to geek out hardcore!

Anne is a superhero. Her ability to show love and to heal others sets her apart from ordinary mortals. And I cannot fail to mention that she looks fantastic in a bikini.

Dear Customer Service Representative:

I'm writing to inform you that your "Anne" unit is defective.

Everybody knows that gorgeous, fit, sexy women who look like models are not supposed to be smart. How could this have slipped through quality control? Your "Anne" unit is well-read and intelligent. Heck, she might even qualify as a bit geeky.

Furthermore, "Anne" is friendly. She is very approachable, and always greets friends and acquaintances with a big hug and an even bigger (and sincere!) smile. It's as if you forgot to ship this unit with the appropriate "aloofness" module, which, clearly, I had every right to expect based on this unit's physical specifications.

Lastly, perhaps as a function of midwestern factory conditions, this "Anne" unit appears to be rather low maintenance. Let's face it - a Ferrari just doesn't feel like a Ferrari unless you have to constantly indulge its every whim. You should alert potential customers that "Anne" is as fun to be with at a gigantic dance party as she is at an evening of silly horror movies.

I trust that you will address these concerns in future models so that "Anne" can remain as one-of-a-kind as she currently is. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Anne is such an amazing woman and I am so very grateful that she has become a significant friend in my life. Even though we’ve known each other for only 3 months, we have shared so many secrets and stories, heartache and happiness; it’s like we’ve known each other for several years.

You cannot find a more perfect person. Stunningly beautiful both inside and out and absolutely brilliant, Anne not only turns heads when walking into a room but can command the room with great conversation and a tremendous sense of humor.

Sometimes, you just know when you’ve met a friend that you will be close with for a lifetime. I absolutely know that about Anne. I love my sistah!!