I don't typically repost Rob Breszy horoscopes on my journal because I figure most of my friends already recieve Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter and are capable of reading it...

But, my horoscope this week kinda freaked me out. This past summer, my partner and I took my daughter, Sapphire, to see the "Simpson's Movie" at a neat old drive-in movie theatre for some family fun. We had the most quirky fun that night!

I was totally taken by a part in the movie in which Homer held his pig friend upside down and recited, "spider pig, spider pig....." I recited and recited that scene and laughed uproariously for days. I was captivated by that scene and found it extremely funny. Which is rare for me...I'm such a serious gal you see.

So onto the horoscope of coincidental wonders:

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do you have a pet pig? If so, it'll be a good
week to imitate what Homer Simpson did in *The Simpsons Movie*: Hold
your animal friend upside-down and help it simulate the act of creeping
along the ceiling, all the while singing a "Spiderpig" version of the
Spiderman theme song. And if none of that seems meaningful or relevant
to you, please at least try to induce a lucid dream of yourself crawling
along the inside of the vault in the Sistine Chapel, or hauling your luggage
across the underside of a cloud, or gliding as slowly as a sloth out to the
end of a big limb on an oak tree. You need action that's simultaneously
high up and reversed, Gemini. You've got to be grounded yet rebellious as
you soar. Or you need to defy gravity as you take baby steps. Or
something like that.

Isn't that freakin cool?

Swannie