Chad and I met at the irrelevant national championships in New York three years ago. We met in the finals and it was neck and neck. I think he started by saying:
"Don't throw rocks when you live in a glass house" and I responded "April showers bring May flowers bitch".

Things got intense after that as he retorted with "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink". And I said "If your saddle fits a stallion you don't go on pony rides".

We actually tied and were co-champions. Not many people know that we tied because it wasn't publicized and only a couple people know that there is an irrelevant championship in New York, although this year its in California.