Tacky Like Me

Had one of the most unique, unforgettable compliments given to me ever. My current employer and I were recently having a safety meeting and he looked me straight in the eyes and with much pride exclaimed in his hilly billy farm boy from Nevada accent, "I like you Rachael, You're Tacky like me." I know for a fact that it was a compliment and I immediatly took it as so. So there ya go. A new one that I've earned.

Doctor Jim

I was geeting my fathers GMC smogged in beautiful Quincy, Ca the other day. He had the plates changes to California because he got paranoid. he figured the Neighboorhood CHP, was watching him closer due to the fact that his license plate has from dun dun dun Nevada. I guess when you grow up in a state full of admitted sinners you automatically qualify to have a guilty conscience. It's also extremely adventerous yet confusing to live in two states at the same time. bala bala.
Anyway back to the smog. I shall call him Dr. Jim, a gentleman of smogs and clogs. With manners, grace and skill he smogged old jimmy and got him to pass. During his procedure a Young Man, Jason, employee to Dr. Jim> A bright young man however he had missed his lunch appoitment with his gal and forgot to call as well. Dr. Jim pulled $5.00 out of his pocket, handed it to Jason and advised him to immediately purchase a flower for the young lady and deliver it right away. Dr. Jim was wintess to the expression on the young girls face and new from experience what was imperative to be done.

A good lesson for all of us. That flower will go a long way for young Jason, in more ways than one.

So if you are ever in Quincy Ca for a smog, only smog place from halleluhia juction to Quincy on highway 70, Jim's place. waave throw one of your spare flowers and yowler " Thank YOU Doctor Jim!!

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