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Life has been uncovered today in a neighbor’s backyard. We asked where it was. This was its response, and I quote..."Can’t breath"

Police later captured a suspect and we found out that a Boston Terrier with too much time under his paws was guilty of covering up the truth. We asked the canine culprit, with the help of our min-pin translator, what was the reason for his cover-up and all he could say was " The food made him crazy" He was later released when the food additive “ethoxyquin” could no longer carry the burden of guilt and confessed...



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Part 2

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Life has been kidnapped! It was last seen headed west for the “big cahuna” driving a woody with our min-pin translator. We do have a written clue, but seek another translator that reads canine paw script. Police have called out an APB and road blocks with check points are in place. More news to come...

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Shiner, a canine interpreter has come forward to place his paw into the gravity jar and be sworn in for duty as our back up translator... When asked what her reasoning was she simply said,” Woof woof baby" when translated means Canine Pride Baby.
The FDA (Feral Dog Alliance) has approved a pay increase for Min-Pin level one Interpreters with holiday pay. As a result all fire hydrants shall be repainted with kaleidoscope clear and a holiday for canines will be set into place sometime when time returns if at all.

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Part 3

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Life has been sited! We have an eye witness report that Life is riding the self made tsunami named “Big Cahuna” using a surfboard. A closer look reveals that the surfboard was indeed “Time” itself. As you may recall from our 2019 broadcast yet to be remembered, Time had been lost and all that we were able to find was a sign reading “Out of…” the smear under was illegible and the search for time was called off at the last second on account of rain. We are trying to confirm the eye witness report at this moment…

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Part 4

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The evidence that life had been kidnapped has been stated incorrect. We have confirmed the eye witness account aforementioned and forgotten until now. We have discovered our Min-Pin translator sipping on a hurricane at a bar called the “Comet Tail Front” where he was able to translate the paw script left behind from our First/last broadcast that we haven’t yet transmitted. It read simply, “Gone Surfing” All attempts at speaking to Life has been thwarted by time and his partner light-speed, however we are informed that a news conference will be scheduled at an earlier date…

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