WOW! The stories I could tell. The festivities I could recount. The beers we have drank, do no justice to the friend he has been. I know when my phone rings at 0317 and I hear "NIPPLE DRINK!!". There has been a roll of the dice and a beer tossed into the ring for me. I remember the long nights and early morning where one or boith of us opened the garage door and greeted the sun. Not always with a happy salute, but a suprised "where the hell did you come from" new day squint. I remember the cristening of a new trail and the blessing of an old. The falling down and not wanting to get up. The *uns through the trails of life with nothing but a whim and a beer. He's the kind of person who says, "Hey I haven't done that yet" and makes his mind up after he has done it. NOt worring about the process and enjoying all the new friends he'll meet along the way. He is a good friend and I regret every moment I'm not there. Meet him once and you'll know.
These are my thoughs as I remember them.... Nipple Me Elmo

i cant believe ive gone this long without writing tom a testimonial.i love tom like a margarita loves it blender, or a martini its shaker. now thats love, people.

I have known Tom since he was a wee lad, and before he became Avacado. What can I say about such an amazing character, except he is a professional. At what you ask? What have you got? Definately somebody worth getting to know in what ever way you can. ;)

Avocado Tom, and all of his minions (Guacamole Ted, Quesadilla Troy, et al) are beautiful people. Tommy has the kindest and most generous heart I've met in a long time. And that's saying something amongst the Burning Man crowd. He's a great raconteur and a good listener. He is a connection maker and social lubricant, but usually he's the guy pouring. I could be flip, because sometimes Tom is flip. But other times he's deep and sincere and lets a person tell all and he gives comfort.

What more could a girl ask for? He can keep his hands to himself and be good, very good, or you can touch his bum and be very, very bad. Yes, Tom has the firmest bum I've felt in a long time. And if you're lucky, he's wearing a shredded pair of running shorts with a convenient access vent. Or a sexy sarong! Tommy is totally okay with his sexuality, and I'm sure he'll be okay with yours too.

Avocado Tom is sexy and he has a great ass!