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In my spare time, I rob banks dressed in the guise of former presidents to finance my surfing expeditions around the world. My favorite things include: surfing films, classy museums, intoxicated crowds at sporting events, bloody fights at hockey games, diners where I can get a good burger and cup of coffee, scavenging for seashells and/or carcasses of giant squid on the beach, getting up at the crack of dawn on the weekends, rest stops on rural highways, French New Wave film festivals and peeling dried Elmers glue off my fingers. Check out my b-movie reviews (as "Siege") at: www.reviewtoakill.com.