In recognition of his stunning achievements in the fields of Unlicensed Medicine and Unnecessary Surgery, I chose my son, Issac a budding psychotic physician, a.k.a. The Butcher of Beppu.

Issac has been a pioneer in the burgeoning fields of Involuntary Trepanation, Algetic Retroviruses, and Elective Amputations. He infected 878 Japanese schoolchildren with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, as part of a scientific experiment to determine whether or not it was fun to infect schoolchildren with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (it was). His work on grafting extra limbs onto babies was published in The Journal of Mad Science. Most recently, an article Issac published last September in Torturers and Torturing is being cited by interrogators at Guantanamo Bay as "a genuine inspiration in developing new information gathering techniques."

As Issac told me this month at the Global Conference on Evil Science & Medicine 2004 in Phnom Penh, "I am very happy to meet Dr. Mengele, he was a great source of inspiration in my youth, and the chance to speak with his Preserved Head has been one of the great thrills of my life."