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I'm a trustafarian. Most people who know me hate me. Daddy supplies M&M Mars with the peanuts they use in M&Ms, plain AND peanut (check the ingredients). I spend the money on rubber gear, PRPS, Buddhist Punk, BMWs, and houses in the Hollywood Hills. I make more money each year than the President of the United States of America. And I don't even have a job. Did I mention people hate me? People hate me. I don't have a trust fund...I have four of 'em. The word 'interest' means something entirely different to me than it does to you. If I sound shallow, let me assure you...I am. My dick is probably bigger than yours. And I know I give a better blowjob than you do. I fuck porn stars. The first time I went to BurningMan was in 1995. My playa wear was cooler than yours. I have been backstage at more concerts than you have ever attended. I have a perpetual All Access pass. I am privileged and good looking. I even have the t-shirt to prove it. The sales associates on the fourth floor of Barneys New York know my name. Do they know yours? I didn't think so. Did I mention that people hate me? People hate me.

Tomorrow, I will buy the Zen Buddhist Center where I will eschew all things material and meditate into a state of transcendental bliss.