Hey Calli, I love your black eyeliner! And those green eyes - Rrowrr!

calli, i keep looking at your pictures because i think max will look exactly like you when he grows up. but that's ok because youre so beautiful... really you are. very nice markings. 100% pure prime ass. i mean dude, aint no skeezy shizz around calli. i'm going back to calli calli. i'm going back to calli - nah i don't think so. big up to your mom for being a vegan!

Calli's eyes are mesmerizng. She stares at me until I'm all tranced out then she goes & eats all the Friskies. Damn you, Calli, play fair!

Calli, are you a model?? You're just purrfect! You have purrfect markings right down to that purrfect black triangle on your nose. How'd you get so darn purrfect?!?!?