Female

33

When I'm old, well older than I am now, I'm going to be one of those ladies with like 53 cats in the basement, but they'll be happy cats because my basement will be really really big.....(This is genetic I think because I'm pretty sure my great grandmother was one of those (she lived on on 12th ave not so far from me), Ill have to check some archives on that one) and they won't be breeding of course because by then someone will have invented some sort of toxic chemical that you inject to prevent fertility on purpose....this way we will only have happy cats with homes.....then I will have about one hundred and six .....hooker lamps with tons of fringe like the ones at the spagetti factory.....I will do sketch therapy... where people come to my house...I sketch their portrait while listening to what ails them. What ails you?