November 3, 2004
look at Sarah's so cute! a cutie-patootie! don't you want to just pick her up and carry her around in your backpack? BE CAREFUL! she uses her cuteness (and often, her breasts) to make you do all kinds of stuff! fortunatley, it's usually just to give her smooches, allow her to touch your butt, or drink hard liquor, but you never know when she might use her powers for EVIL rather than GOOD!
