Yeah, I know it must be dull being a guy where physical presentation is concerned. Year in, year out, there's not a hell of a lot you can really do with your hair and clothes.

So believe me, I can almost understand why all you indie guys would wake up one morning and go, "Say...I know! I'll grow a beard and look like a cretin!"

But oh, what a rue-filled day that inevitably is, my friend. For although you are young and beautiful and Just Kidding and in a rock band, your beard will still ... read more