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Mephistopheles

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joined on 10/14/05
last updated 12/16/05
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My Testimonials

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October 19, 2006
There is nothing more entertaining then watching Mephistopheles get pissed off at the sound of Chicago playing at a Burningman bar. He will scream obscenities, make homicidal threats, and fall to the ground and scream in agonizing pain. This man has no remorse when it comes to letting you know how he feels.
I love my evil twin!
September 6, 2006
He's the only person I know who has so far been able to dawn a new day for my poor 3-butted monkey, Mr. Garfles. For that he deserves full treatment for all of his burn injuries, and my undying love!
February 22, 2006
It's about time Mephistopheles had another testimonial.
November 26, 2005
I have known meph for over a decade, and i can tell you he has no f'in clue where the bathroom is. His is just as likely to piss on the daiseys as squeeze one out in his polar bear panties. If you think telling him where the bathroom is, he will just forget its location 3 minutes later. His poor memory is related to some smoking dirt incident that happened over seas.

I would like to add that Meph may have some bathroom phobias. He had a traumatic experience years ago in a public bathroom at an amusement park. When you ask him about it he just starts rokking back and forth a smelling his palms.

Anyway Meth rocks!! Literally. I am glad to know where he lives, because he owes me 7 dollars.
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October 23, 2005
Mephistopheles is the fuel to my fire! My evil twin brother! He’s a sick fuck, seeks for the propane and obscure, and has more near death stories to tell then anyone I know. He collects dead animals, eats playa dust but says “NO!” to smoking dirt! My favorite part about hanging out with S is his laughter, and theatrical moments! YOU ROCK S~!!
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Moi

Gender
Male
Age
45
about me
Tirelessly fighting to stop techtonic plate movement in our lifetime!!!! When I am not doing this I am a mild mannered school teacher with an awesome baby boy.
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My Psychobabble, diatribes, and rants

It's official. My four months of unemployment are over. I got a job teaching special ed. preschool. This shall be quite a change from the usual juvenille teen criminals that I have been used to working with.

Hoooray for positive cash flow!
Wed, January 4, 2006 - 9:28 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
I want to wish everyone deep darkness, here in this season of long nights. And as Uncle Rummy alway says "Don't forget to give well."

Deep Darkness for all,
And for all.....a long night.
Fri, December 16, 2005 - 2:44 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
What passes for public discourse in this country is enough to make me puke. Take for example the current hot debate on the "Liberal War on Christmas". Psycho fucks such as Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and other Christian Fundamentalist lunatics are trying to rally boycotts of businesses and other institutions that are attempting to include other faiths besides their fucked up version of Christianity. If you don't believe me do a Google search for "War on Christmas" and find out for yourself... read more
Tue, December 6, 2005 - 7:42 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
Yes, it is true, the era of the 'Vette is over. That big, black, cock of a car is no longer in our possession and here is the story.

Last weekend Julie and I went down to Mendo. to pick up the car and I got to drive it back up to our house in it's last highway to hell road trip.

Upon arrival at home we washed it to get ready to sell. I was taking it to a car wash to vacuum it out when the engine began making horrible sounds and with smoke coming out of it. Yes I had thrown a rod and t... read more
Wed, October 26, 2005 - 4:18 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
today I did the unthinkable.....I went and looked for a job!!!!!!!!!!!
Fortunately it was over quickly and I was able to return to some quality loafing by early afternoon. Thank Yaweh!!!


I also ran into an old friend. (as pictured). Yes it's everyone's favorite pyromaniac....Arson Clown!

YOu know what to do...........BURN 'EM!........BURN 'EM ALL!!!!!!
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 5:59 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
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