Me and my friend "Porno" went looking to get laid yesterday.

He turned me on to a website that you can check these "dancers" that will come to your home or hotel. Most of them "work" for tips and provide "extra" services if you tip well.

We find this one girl; Blond, huge breasts, blue eyes with wild wavy hair. He call s her and she tells us she can be over in an hour to my buddy's place. We cant wait...

She comes over and she's as hot as her pictures. She tells us her name is Gypsy and she will do us both...flat rate for 2 hours.

My friend Porno doesn't wait a second, he is on top of her in a flash. Me, I am a little more refined and size things up a little. I let her blow me while Porno is banging away.

Porno is such a player for being a little guy with buck teeth. He's constantly got the hottest chicks. He actually is socially inappropriate and says the rudest things...even for me.

Anyway, we trade places and now I am doing her and Porno is getting a BJ. We ended up banging her in every way possible that afternoon, and best of all it cost about as much as round of golf.

I think I am going to start hanging around porno more often!