joined on 08/17/07
last updated 05/26/09
May 23, 2009
A recipe for everything a pirate oughta be wrapped in sexy and then spiced with mischievous magic that glints in her blue darting eyes. She is like looking down the edge of a fine sword with a dash of poison on it. Oh…and then ohhh! Then she will completely turn to sweet on you and show you such loyalty and friendship as anyone could wish to have. She is the finest of lasses, bold and brash and cunning and fast. Smart and witty and fearsome and crass! She should only be described in such clever and decorative fashion I think, for she is the spice of which life is made. Pray you get a dash of her in your life! You will be so much the better for it I assure you, but watch out! she might steal your boots!
August 7, 2008
Ummmmm...Words to describe The Jess?
How dare you ask me such things. How can I possibly describe her in sentances, metaphors, paragraphs, phrases, and especially exclamation points.
No words can describe her vigor, no book can interperet her meaning, no song can sing her tale.
Ask me that again and I'll tear your toungue out!
Now how about those alien sex slaves you promised me?
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about me
Ten Random Facts:
1) I have an irrational fear of laundr-o-mats.
2) I worked one year as the Easter Bunny in 116 degree heat and it was the most satisfying job thus far.
3) One of my favorite pastimes is making people laugh. Preferably hard enough to spew something (e.g. coffee, milk, spaghetti) out of their nostrils…
4) Everything in my universe happens in two’s. Hang with me enough and you’ll start to get creeped out.
5) My drinks of choice are red wine and coffee.
6) Despite my efforts to subdue it, I have an insanely competitive nature.
7) I am a guru of useless knowledge and power of observation. I can also read your thoughts.
8) I am dead-accurate with a blowgun.
9) I now own more vinyl records than CD’s.
10) Never been and don’t have much desire to go to Vegas. I’d MUCH rather be camping, backpacking or playing in the desert (especially with Playa Friends!)…
Tent advice
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Looking into either getting an 8' x 10' Springbar tent for the Playa this year, or a 10' x 10' Kodiak tent for the same price with some added features. I know the Springbar's are awesome, but don't really have a good comparison for the two, as I ...
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Camera
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Did anyone happen to accidentally grab a camera at Danielle (Cherry Pie's) house on Saturday night? It's a red camera in a dark blue camera pouch... I either set it somewhere or someone accidentally grabbed it. Please let me know... Thanks!
Travel Advice?
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So, we are still in the planning phase for an international trip (hopefully to Brazil but not set in stone) that we are REALLY excited about.
The main issue currently, is the airfare. It's averaging around $850/person, which is a few hundred t...
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The Abbot
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The Abbot said he was going to get his sleeping bag dry-cleaned, and I thought “Mine could really do with cleaning too”.
So I asked him “Could we get my sleeping bag dry-cleaned as well?”
I really wanted him to say “Yes, sure…”
But I fear...
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Tonight, we go to the movies...
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Anyone is welcome to join.
Meet at 9pm in front of Mira Mesa Edwards Theater (Mira Mesa Blvd off of the 15) for the 9:20 showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Try to text or call so we know to keep an eye out for you!! And HAPPY NEW ...
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Burners Without Borders Steampunk Ball
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Come check out the BWB Steampunk Halloween Ball on Saturday, Nov 1st: 7pm-4am!
Featuring:
J Cush, 20Meat, Brutus, and Sammy Bliss
Live Auction
Performance art
Tickets and info:
http://www. bordertownsd. com
Steampunk is the theme ...
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Why I'm home this evening.
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I decided (after a very trying day) to be a responsible truck owner and change my oil before my trip this weekend. Took it to the shop and even spent an extra 75 bones and flushed my rear differential and changed the air filter. Anyway, drove 8 mi...
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Why my weekend was better than yours :-)
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Well, maybe not--- but it was pretty spectacular!
SAN FRANCISCO LOVE FEST!!!
Hanging out with 3 of my favorite girls and our pimp :-p Scott, in San Francisco for the weekend.
Finding out from Jonesy that we are IN the parade.. not watch...
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Hi, my name is The Loch Jess Monster...
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...and I break things! (You didn't sign my waiver?)
So--- Another phone bites the dust. Just picked up a new one... My backup assistant kicked in and pulled all of my REALLY old numbers (333 of them) into my phone, but any number I've gotte...
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:-)
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"...and when each day is the same as the next, it's because people fail to recognize that good things happen in their lives every day that the sun rises."
OUTTA HERE!
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Work is over. Gotta go finish last minute packing and we're out tomorrow to camp for a night and head to the Burn on Sunday! Call the cell if you need me over the next two days. To those holding down the fort--- see you upon return!
_Jess )'(
I envision...
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...endless bicycle riding with my eyes closed....
...swimming in a sea of brightly colored fabrics and lovingly sewn costumes....
...realizing that I brought way too much food, because I know perfectly well I'll be eating at Makin' bacon all...
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Can I just tell you...
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How in love with you guys I am? You. As a collective... My friends. My family.
You give me butterflies.
Alright, that's all the mushy Jess you get.
:-) *grin*
Bike...
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Does anyone have a spare? One of mine died, and the other is made for a midget. I'm looking on Craigslist and at Thrift stores for a cheap one, but figured I'd give Tribe a shot...
Bike will be subject to mutilation, so maybe selling it to me...
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Conundrum
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It seems that my buttons need a good oiling. (Minds out of the gutter you dirty swine!)
Specifically my 'repeat' button. Like that song that gets stuck in your head for days until you hear it again.... I keep experiencing the same series of ...
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Trying to get the scoop...
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...on the 4th!
Anything exciting going on?
So
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I'm pretty broke until Monday (I spent too much money on new toys!)... meaning I have to find creative free ways to have fun. There is a bunch of miscellaneous fabric lying around my house, so I'm thinking about sewing stuff tonight. I have a se...
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*Happy Dance*
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I've got the buzz!!!!
Heading home after work to pack for Dark Skies and chill out for the evening.
See some of you out there...
The rest of you- have fun at Alma!
*Leaps of glee*
The Chicken
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage ...
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Goin' off the deep end, for the weekend...
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I'm a little addicted to these comics. I'm all discombobulated and affright that we are actually in town this weekend.... (the calm before the storm.) What's going on round these parts over the next few days? I know tonight... Kava or Static. ...
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Looking into either getting an 8' x 10' Springbar tent for the Playa this year, or a 10' x 10' Kodiak tent for the same price with some added features. I know the Springbar's are awesome, but don't really have a good comparison for the two, as I haven't ever seen the Kodiak. The Kodiak is cheaper for the size, but the poles are steel, rather than the much lighter steel reinforced aluminum used in Springbars. Also not certain if the quality of construction is comparable. Reviews online are...
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Did anyone happen to accidentally grab a camera at Danielle (Cherry Pie's) house on Saturday night? It's a red camera in a dark blue camera pouch... I either set it somewhere or someone accidentally grabbed it. Please let me know... Thanks!
Mon, March 30, 2009 - 12:42 PM
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So, we are still in the planning phase for an international trip (hopefully to Brazil but not set in stone) that we are REALLY excited about.
The main issue currently, is the airfare. It's averaging around $850/person, which is a few hundred too high. Especially with other traveling fares that need to be paid for visas, immunizations, etc.
Does anyone know a good travel agent or someone (possibly with an airline?) that could help us find less expensive airfare? I tried all of the Orb...
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The Abbot said he was going to get his sleeping bag dry-cleaned, and I thought “Mine could really do with cleaning too”.
So I asked him “Could we get my sleeping bag dry-cleaned as well?”
I really wanted him to say “Yes, sure…”
But I feared he would say “No, sorry, not possible…” ….
I was a young monk, and he was the Abbot. And he was the one with the power to say yes or no - in regards to just about anything I wanted.
What threw me was his reply “Let me think about it.” And he...
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Anyone is welcome to join.
Meet at 9pm in front of Mira Mesa Edwards Theater (Mira Mesa Blvd off of the 15) for the 9:20 showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Try to text or call so we know to keep an eye out for you!! And HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Fri, January 2, 2009 - 5:17 PM
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