The Loch Jess Monster
My TestimonialsAugust 7, 2008
Ummmmm...Words to describe The Jess?
How dare you ask me such things. How can I possibly describe her in sentances, metaphors, paragraphs, phrases, and especially exclamation points. No words can describe her vigor, no book can interperet her meaning, no song can sing her tale. Ask me that again and I'll tear your toungue out! Now how about those alien sex slaves you promised me?
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So it begins...Gender
Female
Location
about me
Ten Random Facts:
1) I can drink an Irish Car Bomb faster than just about anyone. 2) I worked one year as the Easter Bunny in 116 degree heat and it was the most satisfying job thus far. 3) One of my favorite pastimes is making people laugh. Preferably hard enough to spew something (e.g. coffee, milk, spaghetti) out of their nostrils… 4) Everything in my universe happens in two’s. Hang with me enough and you’ll start to get creeped out. 5) My drinks of choice are red wine and coffee. 6) Despite my efforts to subdue it, I have an insanely competitive nature. 7) I am a guru of useless knowledge and power of observation. I can also read your thoughts. 8) I am dead-accurate with a blowgun. 9) I now own more vinyl records than CD’s. 10) Never been and don’t have much desire to go to Vegas. I’d MUCH rather be camping, backpacking or playing in the desert (especially with Playa Friends!)…
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Ramblings...
Re: Order of Business
(in MiscreANT hill)
I've seen it twice also. It's caused by an over abundance in phytoplankton.. it happened when I was in high school and a bunch of us went out surfing in the middle of the night. The moon was bright and the white caps on all the waves were glowin...
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discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 4:00 PM
Re: Order of Business
(in MiscreANT hill)
Minions are overrated. What about grunions? Grunion hats? Then the whole 'patting yourself on the back with a fish' thing could really come to fruition.
discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 3:45 PM
Re: De-moop
(in MiscreANT hill)
Let me bask in my blind glory...
discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 1:37 PM
Re: De-moop
(in MiscreANT hill)
I've been frantically doing that all week. I de-mooped and re packaged half of the stuff in the back of my truck and neighbors thought I was clazy.
discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 12:11 PM
Re: Thank the Taz
(in MiscreANT hill)
a little pat on the bum bum and a firm hearty nipple twist.
discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 11:50 AM
Re: vid from moontribe
(in MiscreANT hill)
Lurky McLurkerson
discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 11:49 AM
Re: vid from moontribe
(in MiscreANT hill)
I have one that's pretty shitty and I don't know how to get the footage off of the camera and onto a computer or edit it or anything. I might bring it anyway.
discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 9:49 AM
Re: Wish List
(in MiscreANT hill)
I sense round 2 coming on... we need more bellybutton dunkaroos!
discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 9:23 AM
Re: vid from moontribe
(in MiscreANT hill)
Great clip of you CJing!
discussion post on Wed, August 20, 2008 - 9:21 AM
Re: The Streets of Black Rock
(in MiscreANT hill)
*sigh* fine. Although Cooper hijacked most of my hotpants.
Kinda like we HIJACKED THIS THREAD BITCHES! *giggle* discussion post on Tue, August 19, 2008 - 2:05 PM
Re: The Streets of Black Rock
(in MiscreANT hill)
THAT'S where those panties went.
discussion post on Tue, August 19, 2008 - 1:54 PM
Re: The Streets of Black Rock
(in MiscreANT hill)
Phil... can I get my bra and shirt back from you this week? I want to wear them up to the Burn...
discussion post on Tue, August 19, 2008 - 1:42 PM
Re: The Streets of Black Rock
(in MiscreANT hill)
Scott.. I ALMOST took it there. and then I was gonna comment on how metric system would turn it into a decimal and then my mind split a billion different directions and I decided to drop it all together. (I almost just typed 'just say fuck it', ...
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discussion post on Tue, August 19, 2008 - 11:22 AM
Re: Request for a mini-ride
(in MiscreANT hill)
*shudder* _insert witty response here_
discussion post on Tue, August 19, 2008 - 11:07 AM
Re: Request for a mini-ride
(in MiscreANT hill)
He wants to battle you in a pit of mud wearing (of course) the obligatory bread bikini.
Winner gets to drive Heaven to Sasquatch's house. Loser gets THE HOSE!!!! discussion post on Tue, August 19, 2008 - 10:59 AM
Re: The Streets of Black Rock
(in MiscreANT hill)
I have some Canadian condoms if you want to 'fit in' once you're up there...
discussion post on Tue, August 19, 2008 - 10:57 AM
Re: Request for a mini-ride
(in MiscreANT hill)
Where does he live? You could stay at my house and I could take you, but it would be EARLY before work on Friday. Let me know anyway.
discussion post on Tue, August 19, 2008 - 9:36 AM
Re: Use me and abuse me!
(in MiscreANT hill)
Unity is gross?
discussion post on Mon, August 18, 2008 - 12:59 PM
Re: Where the hell are we camping?
(in MiscreANT hill)
Deep playa.
discussion post on Thu, August 14, 2008 - 1:19 PM
Re: You know you want me!!!!
(in MiscreANT hill)
I was having nice dreams until you kicked me. And then I woke up with your cat on my face.
discussion post on Thu, August 14, 2008 - 1:18 PM
My Blog
How in love with you guys I am? You. As a collective... My friends. My family.
Fri, August 8, 2008 - 10:23 AM
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You give me butterflies. Alright, that's all the mushy Jess you get. :-) *grin* 
Does anyone have a spare? One of mine died, and the other is made for a midget. I'm looking on Craigslist and at Thrift stores for a cheap one, but figured I'd give Tribe a shot...
Wed, August 6, 2008 - 3:27 PM
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Bike will be subject to mutilation, so maybe selling it to me would be best. I'm not looking for anything fancy or expensive... just a cruiser that still functions! Suggestions? Gratzi. _Jess 
It seems that my buttons need a good oiling. (Minds out of the gutter you dirty swine!)
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 1:52 PM
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Specifically my 'repeat' button. Like that song that gets stuck in your head for days until you hear it again.... I keep experiencing the same series of thoughts, daydreams and night-dreams. For the past few days they've been relentlessly poking and prodding their way into my realm without allowing me time to sort through them all... nothing particularly troubling or unpleasant, but it's been hard t... read more 
I'm pretty broke until Monday (I spent too much money on new toys!)... meaning I have to find creative free ways to have fun. There is a bunch of miscellaneous fabric lying around my house, so I'm thinking about sewing stuff tonight. I have a sewing machine and very very very basic skills... what am I getting at... OH... HELP! If anyone is free tonight and wants to help a sista out... drop me a line! Or if you'd just like to join me for a mellow Thursday evening... I live right by the be...
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Thu, June 26, 2008 - 12:37 PM
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My Tribes
! contact juggling,
Burn Wear Guild,
Burning Man,
City Hicks,
Dark Skies Fire Arts Festival,
Elysium Midsummer Festival 08,
Empowering Strippers,
EON Ranch,
Fandango,
Fandango!,
Freeze SD,
I'M FEELING FUENTE! 08,
Inconvenience Store. The Tribe,
Infected Mushroom,
LA Burners,
MiscreANT hill,
Moontribe,
ParticipationMystique,
Pee Wee San Diego Fire Crew,
San Diego,
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