Conundrum

It seems that my buttons need a good oiling. (Minds out of the gutter you dirty swine!)

Specifically my 'repeat' button. Like that song that gets stuck in your head for days until you hear it again.... I keep experiencing the same series of thoughts, daydreams and night-dreams. For the past few days they've been relentlessly poking and prodding their way into my realm without allowing me time to sort through them all... nothing particularly troubling or unpleasant, but it's been hard to focus on everything else. Might just still be coming down from Elysium (*grin*)...maybe I just need to meditate or write... *bobbles head around*

Trying to get the scoop...

...on the 4th!

Anything exciting going on?

So

I'm pretty broke until Monday (I spent too much money on new toys!)... meaning I have to find creative free ways to have fun. There is a bunch of miscellaneous fabric lying around my house, so I'm thinking about sewing stuff tonight. I have a sewing machine and very very very basic skills... what am I getting at... OH... HELP! If anyone is free tonight and wants to help a sista out... drop me a line! Or if you'd just like to join me for a mellow Thursday evening... I live right by the beach :-)

Thanks

_Loch Jess

*Happy Dance*

I've got the buzz!!!!

Heading home after work to pack for Dark Skies and chill out for the evening.

See some of you out there...

The rest of you- have fun at Alma!

*Leaps of glee*

The Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in operation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you
people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in
the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...@&&^(C% ....... Reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:

Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Goin' off the deep end, for the weekend...

I'm a little addicted to these comics. I'm all discombobulated and affright that we are actually in town this weekend.... (the calm before the storm.) What's going on round these parts over the next few days? I know tonight... Kava or Static. Kinda torn.. who's going where?

Hmm.

I'm experiencing a 'movie outing' craving for this evening. Rock climbing until 7:30 or so, but I was thinking an 8:30-9:00 movie? Anyone want to suggest a movie, go with me, nix the idea all together? I suppose I'm open for tonight or tomorrow night. Send me a message or just reply to the blog. :-)

_Jess

Awake

Had a kinda sobering moment last night. I cut my night short to head home and get some sleep for work... crossing through an intersection in PB, I saw 2 drunk guys crossing behind my truck on their bicycles (the light was still yellow for cars to go through.) As soon as I reached the other side of the intersection,I looked back and watched an SUV take out one of the guys, sending he and his bike about 20 feet through the air. I got out and ran over... amazingly he came to pretty quick, although he was bleeding all over and his body was contorted. Several passerby's and I stayed and helped until about 3:30 am and gave multiple statements to police... I gave his friend on the other bike my number and asked him to send me a text letting me know that Jarod was okay. This morning he let me know that he will be okay but has a shattered foot, some head trauma and a few other injuries...

The night's path further awakened me to the beauty that surrounds us in this world and how grateful I am that I am here to experience it.

Don't forget..

to vote today! :-)

TOO MANY...

ENERGY DRINKS!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *bounces off walls* Bring it on weekend! I think I'll be bumping into a few of you...

(yeah, I wasted a blog on that. Sorry guys ;-p)