from a friend of mine:

Hey y'all,

I just talked to my mama and heard all about her Thanksgiving dinner with my stepbrother & family. His wife Hannah served up some "turducken", which she swears is enormously popular on the Food Channel.Turducken, in case you prefer HGTV, is turkey stuffed with duck and chicken. Mama said it wasn't too hot. Sounds awful to me.

The real show stopper of the meal was beaver, courtesy of my stepdad's wife. She lives right up next to a lake, and I guess ... read more

A moustache is more than poor passion patch,
mine's thoroughly waxed
and if not, I'm aghast.
Such thatch, like a cat's,
it know where I'm at,
and the razor's it's only foil true.

Like Sampson's locks you see,
my power's in these, and oh! how they please,
these bristles I groom with a spindle and loom,
And I curl with a malicious twist.

Tres handlebar sized for a little girl's trike,
but placed quite close to the seat,
and speaking of reach,
when presented bare feet
I can tea... read more

"Coming of Age
The first Saturn Return marks the end of youth and the beginning of the productive adult years. It is now that you truly become an adult--not at eighteen or twenty-one. You realize your need to define yourself as an individual within society and to demonstrate what you've learned. Newswoman Jane Pauley described turning thirty as having grown into womanhood. German film director Werner Herzog compared this period in his life with a maiden's loss of virginity, a line drawn acr... read more