Male

I'm funny, boring, shy, obnoxious, exciting. Irreverently reverent. Insensitively sensitive. I'm Into alot of different things and nothing at all. I've been called a supra-genius and bumbling idiot in the same sentence. I'm extremely Good Looking and severely disfigured. I'm really, really into myself and want nothing to do with a guy like me.
I have temple servants who do nothing but powder my feet and hand feed me feta cheese. I'm just
your average all around nice, sickenly ugly, pretensious,gentle,sweet,somewhat evil,angelic, sincere asshole.
Oh come on now I'm just a guy. All I can do is try.