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Aleph One

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joined on 02/09/04
last updated 09/28/07
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May 9, 2007
The first time i saw Alexi she was laying on a couch with her personal effects hangin out so i pointed at it and yelled "VAGINA!". i maintain, to this day, that Alexi is the most Vagtastic lady i know. i also fondle the idea that she will one day wake up and realize she needs to move to San Francisco, like, now.
October 12, 2004
this one time i misspelled alexi's name, and she was kind enough to call me on it and still allow me to be her friend.
i thought that was rad as hell because i can get pretty crazy with that s key sometimes.

woowoo.
*funkydance*

~e.
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I am going to be learning Rolfing (deep tissue massage/structural integration) in Boulder beginning the first of June and would love to hear if anyone knows of a sublet, closet, couch, crawlspace or highway underpass that might accommodate me. I am not bringing much as my need is only for six weeks to two months. My car, a bike, a sleeping bag, and some clothes really. I will be attending school from 8:30 to 6pm every weekday so I won't be around at all during the day and will probably stud... read more
Wed, May 28, 2008 - 9:59 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
It says Polygamy....
Whose wit me?
I'm yelling in the streets,
I'm falling off my LAWN chair
I'm eatin hotdogs.
I fuckin yer ailing wife.
sex-seiben-acht-neun- zen
daaaa dadadaaaaa daaaaa dadadaaaaaa......
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 11:05 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
I'll be seeing you....I'll be in SF area from Thursday to Saturday. Wanna play, talk, dance, bike ride, walk, wink at each other? Call me 415.816.4932. LOve
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:47 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
This is an article in my favorite magazine that I have talked about a bit. Find your porcupine mutha fuckus--


www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues...nik.php
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 11:01 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
I'ts nice that the LA free paper has Rob Brezny as thier astrologer. I can feel at home wherever I am. And I've been into reading my "other' sign virgo, since I'm on the cusp here it is:
The paradoxes are coming! The paradoxes are coming! It won't be enough merely to solve a few amusing brainteasers. You'll have to find a way to feel perfectly fine as you get squeezed by industrial-strength contradictions that might make a less intelligent person feel crazy. Can you do it? Is it possible for... read more
Mon, March 27, 2006 - 7:46 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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