joined on 03/22/06
last updated 03/27/06
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about me
You have to experiece me live to begin to understand me
This is off of Online Booty Call.
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises.
II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"
III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."
IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans.
V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.
VI. Thou shalt scream my name often.
VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.
VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to wal...
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Question: How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburt...
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RESUME
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any qu...
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Wed, September 6, 2006 - 11:45 AM
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Most of you have seen this one but maybe not all.
Was this a mistake on googles part? I think not!!! Hahahahahaha...
1- Go to www.Google.com
2- Type in Failure
3- Look at it the first listing and laugh at what comes up first
4- Tell other people before the people at Google Fix it
I don't know if anyone else have seen it before. But my favorite Brokeback Mountain spoof is regarding Spounge Bob Square Pants and Patrick.
Like I said before, if you have trouble with this link, let me know...Thanks
gorillamask.net/spongeback.shtml
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