Rutabaga rutabaga
Garden gate

I found that boy
And we stayed up late

We did it in on the lawn
We did it in the shed

We did it in the dirt
Then we did it in his bed

After we had finished
After I was done

He fell asleep
And I got my gun

He never felt it coming
As he faded away

But that Gerbil’s dead
For that boy I did slay!

High Kick
Low Kick
Jump Jump Jump
Come on Girls
Hump Hump Hump
Then hide the body in the
Dump Dump Dump

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Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
-Anonymous

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
-Bob Dylan

if you want something for free, go jerk off-bob weir

"You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."-robin williams in good will hunting

"obviously, you're not a golfer"-jeff "the dude" lebowski

"he probably hangs out with rocks because he as smart as them"-yours truly

"doctor thunder don't bounce bananas"-yours truly

"my smile muscles hurt"-daniel mundy

"nice as a tick"-multiple, coined by b. marks

"i am filled with vice"-bMcC

"a flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut with no hole is a danish"-ty webb

"the masses are asses"

"democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage"-hl mencken

"im a fucking jew"-nh, in response to the question, "who is the saint of lost causes?"