i prefer my adams sideways

Adam is an original. I'll never forget what he said to me the first time I met him. He was drunk off his ass and had a very hearty glow about him and he said something that really impacted me, it made me want to go home and write it down. And I did write it down, I'll never forget. It was so meaningful and I couldn't believe that in his state he could connect with such a simple, brilliant truth. The words are etched in my mind. He said "Always...." No actually it was, "Never..." no, wait a minute, I got it--it was "Always...wear a condom." Yup. An original.