February 28, 2007One time on planet zarcon, SARS came down and played in front of a crowd of over 10 million. The party was going off, when suddenly, Garzonian battle ships started attacking from the sky! Laser fire rained down on the crowd as everyone scrambled for cover. SARS took control of the situation, and cranked the bass on the sound system to devastating levels. The bass was so heavy it disrupted the enemy ships defense systems, and caused them to impode. The music never stopped, and the crowd rejoiced with their new hero.
SARS rocked the party that day, and saved the planet.