One time on planet zarcon, SARS came down and played in front of a crowd of over 10 million. The party was going off, when suddenly, Garzonian battle ships started attacking from the sky! Laser fire rained down on the crowd as everyone scrambled for cover. SARS took control of the situation, and cranked the bass on the sound system to devastating levels. The bass was so heavy it disrupted the enemy ships defense systems, and caused them to impode. The music never stopped, and the crowd rejoiced with their new hero.

SARS rocked the party that day, and saved the planet.

This hottie chiquita IS the juice that makes it juicy. I swear. Put her in a little furry hat and she's ready to tear it up. On the decks, cave ravin', spinning fire under the stars, befriending fellow DJs, cruisin' the playa on a bike made of moulton lava... She's got soul, sweet soul, like none other. I adore SAARS.

If I weren't already smitten I'd be chasing this B U TI FULL PERSON among people!!! Bow Down To Her Grace And Beauty!!! Peace, Love And Fuzzies With Motos!!!

Eric "Birdman" Bird
Kid Radioactive Productions

I heartily endorse this person or product.

Or I would if I had a heart.