Sqweegle
My TestimonialsFebruary 11, 2008
While the common lawn gnome just sits around watching the grass grow, the yard Pixie is always full of insightful knowledge and wondrous anecdotes.
November 16, 2007
How can one pixie be so small and yet cause such an uproar among the chickens? THE CHICKENS! When I finally rule this planet, Sqweegle will be minister of chickens and "brandy drunk from teacups".
True story. August 16, 2007
Oh how I luv Sqweegle. I'd sit on a mushroom and sip brandy and we would talk about fish or big chickens and wonder why mushrooms always fit you butt nicer when you are munching on something that you can eat with your pinky raised in the air.
A wise surrealist, that Sqweegle. March 8, 2006
The other day while I was walking to the drug store to pick up a perscription of Vicodin, I stepped in something awful.
It told me it's name was Sqweegle. I hosed it off of my Manolo Blahniks nonetheless.
Unsu...
January 6, 2006
squ to the sqwee!
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One a my Prize Belgian quarter chickens.
My Recent Activity
Re: Atomic powered pixies
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
I've also
let my chickens peck out " pixie ' upon tha keyboards. oddly, 500 Pennsylvania Ave kept googlin' up. discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:59 AM
Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
Better yet,
while yer here, ya can also ask a chicken or a fruit bat 'bout THEIR God. Now that would learn ya. Chicken Satan iz az scary az Mother Kali; a divine deep-fryer dancin' upon a kingdom ov skulls. Fruit-bat Jesus iz rat... read more discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:54 AM
Re: little p-dawg..
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
I will name
a chicken after our fine pixie friend p-dawg, who always played well wit' tha pixies, even when we pulled tha ears. Chickens already have lisps. No lips. discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:48 AM
Re: RFiD alert
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
Cow chips.
I once chucked a dried cow chip that flew fer a full city block! discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:44 AM
Atomic powered pixies
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
Check dis out - tha pixies now have atomic capabilitiez!
www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~sjw47/pixie.html " The Atomic Pixie Theory Please note this page is unfinished at the moment. So I am afraid it is a little disorganised.However, if y... read more discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:41 AM
Re: Must be something the water
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
darkzel.deviantart.com/art/El...3052841
" Artist's Comments: This is a piaintg I did of an elf. Hes albino....or was supposed to eba t least. I liked painintg in teh background. it was fun... " discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:37 AM
Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
Satan's first
unsubbin' anniversary should be a tribe holiday. discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 4:22 PM
Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
An' we are left wit'
an anthem from that age which dey can never use ta sell cars. discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 4:20 PM
Re: Three accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
I bet it's
a Texas thing. If Satan waz here, he would know. discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 4:13 PM
Re: Free Association
(in TOU Watchdog)
It waz easy ta be idealistic
'bout havin' a total free an' open forum, free ov censorship or social engineerin'. Early on at Free Ass we were faced wit' White powers folks wantin' ta join, an' how free a forum when one wants ta post such a... read more discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 4:10 PM
Re: Three accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Didn't Bush Sr.
steal Geronimo's skull az part ov a "Skull an' Bones," uhm, initiation? discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 3:54 PM
Re: City says poop happens
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Joan Bennet lives.
discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 3:52 PM
City says poop happens
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
NORWALK, Conn. (AP) - "Poop happens." That's what Norwalk, Connecticut, City Attorney M. Jeffry Spahr says in denying a woman's legal claim over some dog doo. Kelly DeBrocky wants the city to reimburse her $100, after her 1-year-old daughter st... read more discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 3:38 PM
Three accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Humble, Texas - Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents. Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offe... read more discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 3:34 PM
13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Newark, Texas - A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order. Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas conf... read more discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 3:28 PM
Re: Tribute to Travis
(in TOU Watchdog)
I smell pickle smoke.
Who has been smokin' pickles 'bout these parts? discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 7:55 AM
Re: The Bush wedding- the aftermath
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Defects incurable by surgeon or priest.
discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 7:51 AM
The Bush wedding- the aftermath
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Tha new nuptial in tha Bushes of Crawford, Texas.
Tha offspring- Human? Changeling? Alien? Clone? Graft? discussion post on Sat, May 10, 2008 - 11:10 AM
Re: the ants go
(in Ask Aunt Bea)
Also=
any good chicken will help ya wit' yer ant problem. discussion post on Sat, May 10, 2008 - 6:53 AM
Re: The Mean Kitty Song
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
Rescue snakes
do not work. Usually tha snake ends up sleepin' off it's meal in tha hole. discussion post on Sat, May 10, 2008 - 12:03 AM
Re: the ants go
(in Ask Aunt Bea)
Recipe By - Chef Jacques Martine'
Yield – 12 Chocolates Ingredients – 100 Live Black Ants (avoid red ants, their too spicy) 1 vanilla bean split and seeds scraped out 2 Egg Yolks 1 Tbsp. Sugar 1 tsp. Butter, mel... read more discussion post on Fri, May 9, 2008 - 11:55 PM
Re: Tribute to Travis
(in TOU Watchdog)
Trust me on dis-
act it all out wit' sock-puppets, an' all will become clear. discussion post on Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:57 PM
Re: Free Association
(in TOU Watchdog)
Oddly,
one ov tha charges Mike wrote 'bout me in dat gated, private tribe waz dat I waz responsible fer tha destruction ov Free Association. Who knew. discussion post on Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:16 PM
Re: TOU System proposal
(in TOU Watchdog)
Best answer ov tha day.
discussion post on Tue, May 6, 2008 - 9:27 AM
Free Association
(in TOU Watchdog)
A few years back
in tha great tribe meltdown durin tha great Jan fiasco, when tha mechanism ov tribe censorship first clamped down on postin' pictures ov boobiez an' bonerz on public tribes, when public tribes private, an tha offended male... read more discussion post on Tue, May 6, 2008 - 9:23 AM
Re: yo~!
(in TOU Watchdog)
Then yer
diddlin' a bat. New bat-porno movie out soon. discussion post on Tue, May 6, 2008 - 8:27 AM
Re: Karma !
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
Dick Cheney's memorial
haz it's own silo. discussion post on Tue, May 6, 2008 - 8:23 AM
Re: Tropical cyclone slams into Myanmar
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Tha horrible arts an' crafts
ov American distractions. Theze cyclones also birth large storms that affect tha Western States heavily. More flooding in California in about a week. discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:59 AM
Re: A relevant tune
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
A story over a legal battle over " Dingleberries "
would break tha record fer google hits. Imagine the late-night comedy bits! Tha appearances on tha " Jerry Springer " show. discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:35 AM
Re: swoRn eniMeez
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
" I may have my "Trek" facts confused, but I though that Vulcan reproduction involves three individuals "
I'm really showin' my nerd here, but yer thinkin' ov tha "Tektons " from " Alien nation." discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:32 AM
Re: Tropical cyclone slams into Myanmar
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Yes.
A reminder ov tha true tragedies ov tha day. discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:29 AM
Re: myths
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Tha Rod "Poizen" alt
waz also layin' out dis pattern, so far I've heard from one udder who also had dis latest Rod " Poizen" alt post recent unwanted sexual advances. discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 10:22 AM
Re: swoRn eniMeez
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Ya waz born dat way,
ya one-half part Vulcan! discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 10:19 AM
Re: How dare you all!
(in TOU Watchdog)
YAY!
I waz readin' tha list when Satan became Pope! discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:53 AM
Re: How dare you all!
(in TOU Watchdog)
At least yer not
claimin' intellectual ownership ov dried little balls ov poo affixed onto anal hairs like SOME people have recently! discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:51 AM
Re: Aunt Bea, I had 2 job interviews!
(in Ask Aunt Bea)
My chickens
LOVE scones. scones an' bugs! discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 7:12 AM
Re: pixie dance
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
Methane from chicken poo
can power car engines. But do we see chicken-poop sheiks in Crawford, Texas? No. Why? discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 6:37 AM
Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
(in Pretty pixie paradise)
Well, I took 15 adventurous chickens
ta a lovely sock-puppet theater. Tha sock movements at first got tha chickens attention. but they soon got bored, an' started peckin' at odd scraps ov concessioneriez scattered upon tha floor. All waz... read more discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 6:34 AM
Re: asleep or awake?
(in Ask Aunt Bea)
I'm more ov a waking dream sort.
discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 6:25 AM
Re: what happens if...
(in Ask Aunt Bea)
Silly.
Dis izza question fer a bat. discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 6:22 AM
Re: have you ever eaten a bug?
(in Ask Aunt Bea)
It's good enough fer my chickens.
can't get enough ov thoze bugs. But- " How many spiders do people accidently eat at night? The swallowing spiders story is an urban legend started in 1993 by a columnist writing for a computer magazine. She... read more discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 5:53 AM
Re: How dare you all!
(in TOU Watchdog)
Sock-puppets will drink
ya under tha table. discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 7:31 PM
Re: How dare you all!
(in TOU Watchdog)
I'm waaaaay
ahead a ya there, good buddy. A good work day- a warm evinin' in tha low 70's. I still have a hangover from tha party after tha sock-puppet play las' night. discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 7:29 PM
Re: How dare you all!
(in TOU Watchdog)
That's why God made beer.
discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 7:18 PM
Re: TOU System proposal
(in TOU Watchdog)
Tha old King Solomon gambit
'bout cuttin' tha baby in half. Too often systems become tha problems themselves. discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 7:17 PM
Re: whoOze poizen?
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Poizen took itself
and left. Be well, Poizen. discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 6:58 PM
Re: Mystery Science Sock Puppet Theater 2008
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
That's fantastic.
I've also got ya worked inna song in next week's production- a sneak: " Those Talking Skulls, and Hummingbirds, invade my Lane of little turds. " discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 11:32 AM
Re: Mystery Science Sock Puppet Theater 2008
(in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends)
Thanks.
Tha original draft had a version ov you written inta it, but when I saw dat tha props department had come up wit' a skull stuck on a Rod, which waz poked onto stage by a stagehand standin' in tha shadows, well, I waz afraid dat show... read more discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 9:46 AM
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In response ta tribe's censorship an' deletions of it's members, photos, threads, an' tribes, I have opened anudda doorway inta pretty pixie paradise over in Free Association land.. Slowly dis new forum arrises out of tha howlin' void left us when tha tribe overlords went mad wit' greed an' power, an' raped what once waz a vital an' growin' community a' creative an' passionate freaks.
Thu, March 23, 2006 - 7:12 AM
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Come on over an' check it out, Help us grow as you grow in a soil watered wit' tha blood a' freedom of ex... read more 
Ah, but here we fly
Sat, March 11, 2006 - 4:07 AM
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in a small spin of a spiral circlin' in a far-off corner a everythin' An' here there is Mars, brother body across tha void everythin' there fer carbon-based life. An' then there's Io orbitin' Tha boil a Jupiter. Again, a harbor fer tha fire a life, as here on Earth far below dark unseen in tha vice of tha weight ov tha sea fed from tha maw of volcanic vents forms delicate that melt when pulled from their depths. Volcanos flare far off on Io. An' also in Sol's ... read more 
Here in my gardens at outer Whopdahooptaville tha bones a' winter are all a'buddin' out wit' a new skin a' green.
Wed, February 8, 2006 - 9:17 AM
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Beds a'dog-tooth violets fluff up from tha duff an' stuff littered from last season. Tha sweet frog song rises from tha cool dark cornes an' puddles down in tha fen an'upper bog. It is time ta plant tha whipple-peas an' harvest tha first shoots a' blue bacon asperagus. Blue bacon asperagus really makes yer pee smell mighty foul. Steamed fresh an' lathered wit'purple ... read more 
January and it's time ta bed,
Sat, January 7, 2006 - 3:35 PM
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Seeds saved from a dead summer Heeble-hops, barley tops, rainbow lettuce head. Violet chunk peas an' flowers for bees, an' out prance my chickens so eager ta please. Big proud full cocks capped wit' red, a proud cock ta take on a ride in a hummer. But really let's talk of elephant squash, lathered wit' swirly squirrel butter sauce. 
Still am I stymied when I go into tha local stinky hippie co-op an' ask for some good purple mouse milk ta soak my cheerios in.
Fri, August 26, 2005 - 8:57 PM
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Tha dreadlocked cashier monkey looks at me like I'm some little hippie child lost from his Earth momma who's dippin' in tha chips in tha bulk food section. With her fingers. But back ta purple mouse milk. I strain it through bracken orchid petals ta make a smooth cheese that spreads sweet on salt cod. Not tha fish cod. A pixie cod is a weenie type thing wiggly-j... read more
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A Mary/Faerie Mother's Day Gathering,
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Artist Spiritual Gathering 2008,
Ask Aunt Bea,
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