Ah, but here we fly
in a small spin of a spiral circlin' in a far-off corner a everythin'
An' here there is Mars,
brother body across tha void
everythin' there fer carbon-based life.
An' then there's Io orbitin' Tha boil a Jupiter.
Again, a harbor fer tha fire a life,
as here on Earth far below
dark unseen in tha vice of tha weight ov tha sea
fed from tha maw of volcanic vents
forms delicate that melt when pulled from their depths.
Volcanos flare far off on Io.
An' also in Sol's ... read more

Here in my gardens at outer Whopdahooptaville tha bones a' winter are all a'buddin' out wit' a new skin a' green.
Beds a'dog-tooth violets fluff up from tha duff an' stuff littered from last season.
Tha sweet frog song rises from tha cool dark cornes an' puddles down in tha fen an'upper bog.
It is time ta plant tha whipple-peas an' harvest tha first shoots a' blue bacon asperagus.
Blue bacon asperagus really makes yer pee smell mighty foul. Steamed fresh an' lathered wit'purple ... read more

January and it's time ta bed,
Seeds saved from a dead summer
Heeble-hops, barley tops, rainbow lettuce head.
Violet chunk peas an' flowers for bees,
an' out prance my chickens so eager ta please.
Big proud full cocks capped wit' red,
a proud cock ta take on a ride in a hummer.
But really let's talk of elephant squash,
lathered wit' swirly squirrel butter sauce.

Still am I stymied when I go into tha local stinky hippie co-op an' ask for some good purple mouse milk ta soak my cheerios in.
Tha dreadlocked cashier monkey looks at me like I'm some little hippie child lost from his Earth momma who's dippin' in tha chips in tha bulk food section.
With her fingers.
But back ta purple mouse milk. I strain it through bracken orchid petals ta make a smooth cheese that spreads sweet on salt cod.
Not tha fish cod.
A pixie cod is a weenie type thing wiggly-j... read more

Tha summer heat has caused my prize Belgian trottin' chickens ta moult early. I tried doin a picture out a tha feathers, an' got glue an' stuff all over my fingers. Then I scratched my head an got feathers stuck up there too.
I'm hot an' sticky wit' feathers stuck in my head.