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The Universe teaches me a lesson, a.k.a., Awwwww Crap!

   Fri, February 6, 2009 - 9:23 AM
let's begin with the facts:
>I am a powerful manifestor
>the Universe does not distinguish between 'good' or 'bad' thoughts
>I am a germaphobe, and one of my biggest pet peeves is people wearing shoes in my home...just drop them at the door, it's not too hard!
>two days ago I was perusing a tribe friend's photos of India. India is a place I have long wanted to visit, but the idea of raw sewage and people walking barefoot through it creeps me out
>am hosting a combination going-away/quadruple birthday dinner party tonight
>while sitting on the toilet this morning I kept stressing over how to get shoes off of 18-19 pairs of feet....drop them at the door, it's not too hard!
>I flush and the toilet clogs. What?! I then flush again hoping it will unclog (I am not at my brightest in the early a.m.) I then flush a third time...whose hand is it that that keeps flushing the toilet?! I see it begin to overflow, shriek and run for the plunger. By the time I get that from the basement (yes, the water is already pouring down into said basement) and return to the bathroom it is flooded in raw sewage, and I am barefoot! I throw down things to sop up stuff, and almost pass out while trying to plunge the toilet. Soon I am gasping for air while hanging over the sink trying to stay awake and aware...did I mention I was standing in raw sewage, in my BARE feet?!
>instead of cooking and baking I am now looking for prosthetic feet on the internet
>the bathroom is clean, I have scoured my feet, and once the fake feet arrive I am going to India.....make this a double going-away/quadruple dinner party (with take-out)
>repeat: the Universe HEARS and DELIVERS and does NOT distinguish between the rightness and wrongness of your, I learned this lesson well
>p.s. Universe, I'm only kidding about the prosthetic feet!


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Fri, February 6, 2009 - 9:40 AM
hehe.. think about how 'science' declares there are 'good' and 'bad' bacteria.. nope..

there is bacteria. there is human.

there is oneness.

It's all you!
Fri, February 6, 2009 - 9:41 AM
Fri, February 6, 2009 - 10:37 AM
Put on the pendant girl! Or maybe take it off!
Fri, February 6, 2009 - 11:26 AM
oh you told this so very well, brava! Thanks - really funny (now). Yes, lately several material things have broken within 12 hours of me having a critical thought about them, that I didn't care for this or that particular aspect of them. Poof!!!! Ooops, too - because really, you know, it was just a momentary disssatisfaction, and the truth is that their replacements aren't as good. But bigger things and situations that deeply dissatisfy me and that I truly want to go poof! ????? Well they're still sitting there. I may be manifesting, but my aim is apparently terrible!
Fri, February 6, 2009 - 5:26 PM
Sh!t happens....
Well, at least sh¡t happened hours before guests arrived. Just in time to build an outhouse!
Sat, February 7, 2009 - 12:45 PM
You're funny! Thanx for sharing the lesson.
Sat, February 7, 2009 - 11:25 PM

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