sometimes, i wish i had born a girraffe. but then i remember that people are better than girraffes, and i realize im just being silly.

college pretty much sucks, and i spend most of the time on campus wandering around smoking and feeling educated, and then sitting underneath a tree to write and to to whatever poor soul will listen. its a good way to spend a day. not alot of stress. i rather enjoy it.

do you know what animal people are not better than? elephants. why? cuz they are majest... read more

so i took a trip. it doesn't really matter where- thats not the point of the story. so suppose i skip the details, and tell you that i was at the train station in martinez, drinking my coffee and smoking my cancer, when a woman who was very "gifted" comes walkin outta the station towards the parking lot. All the sudden, these two hobo lookin types sitting at the bench next to me jump and start hoopin' and hollarin' and just generally shake their dicks at this woman, who lokks incredibly pisse... read more