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Agent J

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joined on 01/16/04
last updated 10/02/05
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September 25, 2005
So is he an Agent like a CIA or FBI dude, or a different kind of agent, like Agent Orange? I think the latter. If you ask me, death by Agent Orange sounds way better than death by Agent J Wheat. Think of it, would you rather overdose on delicious Starburst Orange candy, or OD on metamucil?
So we've established that this Agent is OTC (One Tough Customer), but he is also a walking, talking Farmer's Almanac of the 1970/80's. You might even say that he's an Encyclopedia Brittanica. Remember Wheat? He had a report due on space...
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July 5, 2005
I like Jeremy for at least these three reasons:

1) He validates my membership in the "Girls that can drink guys under the table" tribe.

2) He catches all of my Eddie Izzard references and can actually out Issard-quote me...which is rare.

3) He knows too much. This makes him dangerous and intriguing. But mostly just really dorky. Which is endearing in its own way.
September 20, 2004
I hate Jeremy for knowing more about stuff than me. I hate him for reminding me we have known each other for near twenty years (I swear I was a young lass just two days ago, dammit!). I hate him for that fabulous mop of hair that puts Elvis to shame and flops about mocking me as he makes points looking all debonair and shit. Today is opposite day. I really love Jeremy. He's cool, smart, handsome, sassy-frassy, funny as fuck and always fuckin' smirking about something I want to know about. When he isn't, he's a dark-ass, deep music-making motherfucker whose sinister brow-lift makes Satan wet himself like a shivering pup. Aah, Jeremey, you my brudda! Big love to the end!
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September 18, 2004
I don't often get into deep conversations about Dusty Springfield and Bacharach/David while smoking outside bars. But Jeremy's just that interesting.

Still getting to know him, but he's got a powerful voice made for rock ballads, an encyclopedic knowledge of music, and a whip-cracking wit.

He is neither a mod, nor a rocker. He's a mocker.
August 20, 2004
i will forever have the title of "13".
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Tonight, I'm KJing at Encore Karaoke Lounge from about
8 o'clock to whenever they close. Come for a drink, a
song or both. Watch me work a room full of tourists
and/or office folk, hipsters, other. It's next door to
the Lumiere (to the right, up the stairs) on
California at Polk St. and it's a really fun place.

www.encorekaraokesf.com/

I hope to do this again, but there are no guarantees
that it will be a regular thing. We have only tonight,
and tonight is all there is. It... read more
Tue, March 14, 2006 - 1:20 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
I'm spinning tonight at the Argus for what looks to be Lars's last Monday
there bartending. Together we turn the place into a really hip parlor or salon, only with louder music and ruder drinks. Lars is the greatest. If you only come see me spin once, it oughta be tonight. He even brings an extra crate of records that I play out of all night. I doubt his replacement will do that.

Arty Punk And New Wave, from the, um, old school.

It's from 9 PM to close and if you come early, there
sho... read more
Mon, December 12, 2005 - 1:11 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
I'll be spinning the 80s New Wave/Goth/Glam/Post-Punk/60s Garage and other ephemeral sides at The Argus Lounge from 9 PM on.

This will be a great chance to linger over cocktails to a mixxxadelic seduction of sounds that could only come from Agent J's tipsy-turvy world. Every other Monday, I bring it to the people, but you're on your own mostly, so make the most of this. The timeless Lars will be your Most Excellent Bartendeer...

3187 Mission Street (@ Valencia)
San Fran McVoutie, C... read more
Sun, November 13, 2005 - 5:54 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
Del Shannon - Runaway
Duran Duran - A View To A Kill
Gene Pitney - Town Without Pity

You missed some Cinephonic ditties when you didn't go to Annie's with me last night Tribe.
Wed, October 5, 2005 - 2:53 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
Years ago I was concieved 'neath the sign of the Sleep-Walking Bear (in, not outside of) a Travel Lodge. To mark the day (this one) on which I hit the ground running, and that I am running still, it's all of us down to Annie's Cocktail Lounge. Tonight. To chase all gloom and knock a few back. It's time to get off your Rusty Dusties and give me the Karaokes. Tonight. I insist...

That's "tonight" from 9pm-2am. Get there early if you feel like singing, 'cause after a few belts I plan on being... read more
Fri, September 23, 2005 - 2:48 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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KJagent J @ Encore Tonight (blog entry) Tonight, I'm KJing at Encore Karaoke Lounge from about
8 o'clock to whenever they close. Come for a drink, a
song or both. Watch me work a room full of tourists
and/or office folk, hipsters, other. It's next door to
the Lumiere (to the right, ... read more
blog entry posted Tue, March 14, 2006 - 1:20 PM permalink - 3 comments
Spins For Agent- Argus (12/12) (blog entry) I'm spinning tonight at the Argus for what looks to be Lars's last Monday
there bartending. Together we turn the place into a really hip parlor or salon, only with louder music and ruder drinks. Lars is the greatest. If you only come see me spin ... read more
blog entry posted Mon, December 12, 2005 - 1:11 PM permalink - 0 comments
Agent (dee)J(ays) @ Argus Lounge 11/14 (blog entry) I'll be spinning the 80s New Wave/Goth/Glam/Post-Punk/60s Garage and other ephemeral sides at The Argus Lounge from 9 PM on.

This will be a great chance to linger over cocktails to a mixxxadelic seduction of sounds that could only come from A... read more
blog entry posted Sun, November 13, 2005 - 5:54 PM permalink - 2 comments
Minutes From The Last Karaoke (blog entry) Del Shannon - Runaway
Duran Duran - A View To A Kill
Gene Pitney - Town Without Pity

You missed some Cinephonic ditties when you didn't go to Annie's with me last night Tribe.
blog entry posted Wed, October 5, 2005 - 2:53 AM permalink - 2 comments
The Origin Of Wheat, Celebrated In Song (blog entry) Years ago I was concieved 'neath the sign of the Sleep-Walking Bear (in, not outside of) a Travel Lodge. To mark the day (this one) on which I hit the ground running, and that I am running still, it's all of us down to Annie's Cocktail Lounge. Ton... read more
blog entry posted Fri, September 23, 2005 - 2:48 PM permalink - 1 comment
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