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Anne

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joined on 06/14/04
last updated 08/04/08
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an inimitable dichotomy of smartass and trueblue
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Re: santacon 2009 (in Burning Woman) Eat a good breakfast/lunch. Gotta have a base coat on yer tummy.

Wear comfy shoes. Santa has miles to go before Santa sleeps.

Popular conversations with ordinary citizens include:
"Why are you guys all dressed like Santa?" "BECAUSE IT'S CH... read more
discussion post on Thu, November 19, 2009 - 11:58 AM
Re: 94.5 BMIR (in Burning Man) "This is almost-the-end
Beautiful friend
Almost-the-end..."

Have I thanked you yet, Bobzilla, for the awesome plug I heard you give for Portland & our decompression? Caught it while sitting in the Exodus line.

If I haven't yet, THANK YOU.... read more
discussion post on Wed, November 18, 2009 - 10:20 AM
Re: Light Sabers (in Burning Man) To me, the whole thing was funny exactly BECAUSE of the association with something as geeky and pop-culture as Star Wars.

Tongue-in-cheek, ya know?
discussion post on Wed, November 18, 2009 - 7:28 AM
Re: Maple-bacon lollipops. (in Burning Woman) Hell, ALL of their lollies look good!
discussion post on Mon, November 16, 2009 - 9:41 AM
Re: HOWL 2009 (in Burning Woman) I have a feeling no one will be resisting arrest by Cadet Sugarlips.

Hell, there'll probably be repeat offenders all over the place.

p.s. Cock & Balls at Voodoo Donuts is my favorite, too!
discussion post on Mon, October 26, 2009 - 5:12 PM
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I paid them to say this

June 27, 2007
The first time I met her, she was sitting on the ground in a cute tiny white outfit with fur trim. She had a dazed look on her face, and I was planning on staring at her boobs for a couple hours when she mysteriously disappeared. Apparently someone had slipped her a mickey in a shot of cinnamon schapps. I tried looking for her, but I kept getting creeped out by the couple hundred drunken assholes following me around in red suits.

Annie is a Hot Vixen of Geekitude and Goddess of Funky Dress. Bow down before her. Its tough to look up her skirt any other way.

She is awesome peoples. Drink vodka with her and Plan Evil Things. She's really good at both.

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July 30, 2005
Yay! I get to be the first to write a testimonial for Anne. She has the best vocabulary with which to talk smack about people. She's the Don Quixote of secondhand travel trailer repair, and the Spoiler of Dogs and All Creatures Loyal. She does not need to wear those glittery, high-heeled Mary Janes, but she does it anyway to scare the crap out wee fey boys.

She's got a great stash of olive oil. Caprese salad, anyone?

She's fast becoming one of my bestest friends and closest allies. That is, if she lets me puke in the Ghetto Camper at least once at BRC 2005.


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