thank you for being you... i love you lady... :)

a tall skinny refreshing glass of hot sexiness... part tomboy, part diva, all goddess. this girl can make fishnets and commando boots look good with ANYTHING. keep on rockin' sister! your a superstar :)

I had the pleasure of meeting this Hunnnnnnnie not to long ago. She is awesome, she can hang with the big boys, and never seems to stop smiling---
So lookout boys and girls---this is one hot mamma---and is an enchanting Hunnnne.

I met Rachel when I was 18, a baby raver in phat pants wandering the hills of UCSC looking for kinship. I stumbled upon this short-haired pixie and fell head over heels in love. Our friendship has been one of adventure and chaos, emotional ups and downs, crazy drunken times, sushi nights, dancefloor freakouts, cracked out mornings a plenty, booty shaking bass induced euphoria, and the simple understated pleasures of domestic life.... from the redwoods of Santa Cruz, to the warehouses of San Francisco, to the palm trees of San Diego during my short-lived SoCal residency, to the magic dust of the playa. This girl has been there for it all. She helped me through a tramautic heartbreak, and stayed constant and true during every difficult time. She's my favorite partying twin.... joined at the hip with matching tattoos to boot. I adore her. Wherever my life takes me, I know Rachel will always be by my side. My sweet sweet Nettle Enigma. Words can't express how much I love you.

Rachel is by far the hottest smelly pirate hooker I've ever known.

Y'arrrrrrr!