April 8, 2005
Please, what ever you do, do not underestimate the power of this crafty individual. She is a force to be reckoned with, especially if you involve any type of sugar, what so ever. If you are a hot young man, slightly hairy ( but only a little mind!), who loves to show a woman who's boss, this could be the girl for you. Just don't anoy the crap out of her (which might be harder than it sounds) and you might just be in bussines, as long as you look somewhat like Brad Pitt and dress like a Sparton from Troy.
Alena is currently putting out a call to all Atlantians and Lithuanians to please come home! She understands your inheirant need for independence, but is concerned that without her influence your astral bodies will begin to run rampant. So please!!! save yourself while you still can and come home!
