discussion post on Thu, May 15, 2008 - 9:12 PM
May 17, 2005
Warranty information on Allan: All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. No pets, no batteries required. Do not remove back panel. Caution electric shock. This product may be hazardous to your health. Up with going down, down with going up. This offer void where prohibited. Do not remove tag under penalty of law. Offer may vary. This note is not legal tender for all debts public and private. Contact with skin may cause inflammation and/or rash. if eyes come in contact, flush with water. All employees must wash hands before returning to work. The flaws in this material (fraying, discolorations, wear) are inherent and add to the character of this product. This profile brought to you in part by Eleanor, the letters v, q, z, and the number 3. All sales final. Satisfaction is never guaranteed. Live at your own risk. This is the fine print.
Allan: follow your passion!
