Male

35

I have an incredible knack for:

1. killing house plants
2. losing socks
3. maintaining a well-unbalanced checkbook
4. weaving between cabs, S.U.V.s and buses on my bike
5. making pancakes
6. eating burritos
7. singing love songs, in Italian
8. creating stuff
9. solving problems
10. creating problems
11. stating the obvious
12. embroidering (my heart on my sleeve)
13. forgetting names
14. remembering useless tidbits of data
15. freaking out
16. loving
17. trying to love
18. wanting to love
19. speaking Magyar
20. forgetting French
21. swear in Russian
22. sex
23. and more sex
24. eating cookies with milk
25. running 5 miles around Twin Peaks
26. running 5 miles around Twin Peaks, then eating cookies with milk
27. running 5 miles around Twin Peaks, eating cookies with milk and sex
28. fixing stuff
29. reading books by the truckload
30. teaching ants how to march in rows
31. whistling tunes no one recognizes
32. lifting heavy objects
33. kissing (I am an AMAZING kisser....)
34. holding hands
35. lifting women up in my arms and spinning them around till they're dizzy
36. saying what's on my mind
37. asking what's on your mind
38. being at the right place at the right time
39. being at the wrong place at the wrong time
40. am I wasting your time?
41. wasting my time
42. grabbing time by the balls and making it work for me

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About you:
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1. Your underwear looks prettier than mine when left on the floor.
2. You know how to act geeky and tie a bowtie.
3. You would rather sport a leather miniskirt than a leather briefcase.
4. You wrap your coat tightly over your entire head so you can't see or hear anything until the scary part of the movie is over.
5. You like to wear silk, denim, satin, velvet, cashmere, latex, leather and chiffon.
6. You would never ever admit defeat or surrender, even after I totally gotcha!
7. You can smell like the rain and taste like sweet chocolate.
8. You keep a jesting, crafty smile on your face while secretly planning naughty ways of coming back at me.
9. You know the difference between a girl and a woman and know when to be which.
10. You hardly ever change your mind more than fifteen times an hour.
11. Your Girls' Night Out coincides with my Guys' Night Out.
12. If you look good with short hair, I do not care what you look like.
13. You might feel an unexplained urge to enchant me.
14. Don't you? ;)