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last updated 06/22/07
I don't want to be a wolf among sheep, for then I would have to eat the sheep...
Sat, September 15, 2007 - 3:21 PM
And once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwin's are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.
This year's nominees are:
Nominee No. 1: [San Jose Mercury News]:
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriends windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.
Nominee No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette]:
James Burns, 34,...
Sun, July 22, 2007 - 3:33 PM
Some of you may not be aware, but I have recently become a Passion Party consultant. For those of you who are not familiar with Passion Parties, we market a line of relationship enhancers (read: sex toys) in fun, intimate and comfortable home parties.
The fall semseter is coming up fast and I need to raise money for my classes--just think, you can get your favorite toys and edibles, knowing the money is going to a good cause ;)
If you're interested in hosting a party or just want to know w...
Tue, April 17, 2007 - 3:55 PM
I took the quiz and it turns out the Sex and the City character I am most like is the cynical redhead. Figures.
Damn it, I SO wanted to be the sex-kitten Samantha. This is what I get for being cynical.
Tue, April 3, 2007 - 4:09 PM
My Chinese Astrology Sign: the Sheep (or as I prefer to call it, Ram)
Daydreaming all afternoon sounds heavenly to the Sheep. This creative, esoteric Sign needs plenty of time alone in which to feed its Muse. Sheep are generally most comfortable in their own minds (which other, more linear-thinking Signs may have trouble deciphering). This Sign makes a great craftsperson or artisan, or perhaps a teacher of New Age studies -- any occupation that allows its mind the full range of freedom. Sh...
Mon, December 19, 2005 - 8:48 PM
No one to sing to you...
Your last brave run...
Racing the sun, but still it sets...
"News for Radicals & Dissidents"
April 19, 2006
Dear Amber Raven is a majical goddess with deep beauty. Her intelligence is keen, and speech infused with passion like a tasty stew she'd cook with love on a winter day. To nurish the mind and the soul. She is a true heathen and i love her for that, knows how to be exactly the person she is without any apologies. The girrl can make ya' wanna drink and keep drinkin' because she makes excellent cocktails and tells tasty if not tasteful toasts. Her imagination is rich and thoughtful, promoted by her bookwormy tendencies. I dig on her idealism and her creation of Green Drinks (a tribe that promotes discussing environmental politics over drinks) complete with a smashing logo of a martini glass with the olive replaced by the world. It has yet to see lift off, but the idealism is crucial for creating something rather than being complacent. Here is one vivacious lady that I'd gladly pull a soap box out for anytime. Amber is a temptress to the Dark side (they have cookies), yet shines loving light. The girl can dance, too. She is our HOT fire mom for our tribe of pyroholligans and tells us when she's fed us too many drinks to keep playing with fire. Plus she is supperrrr snuggly.
What a woman.
Yeah, you kinda rock.