This is my first time. I'm a virgin blogger. I don't understand this whole blogging thing. Why would anyone care to read my random thoughts?
lessee...random thoughts...
My contact lenses are dried out and my eyes are burning. I need to get them replaced.
damn. I haven't worked out in ages! I gotta hafta must get to the gym tomorrow. Is my ass truly becoming flabby and misshapen, or is it some sort of Body Dismorphic Disorder playing mind tricks on me?
I still can't believe they fired Carolyn today. poor thing. I'll miss her. I can't believe they're going to make her train her replacement for the next two weeks. If I were her, I'd tell them to fuck off.