And why is it you never think of things like stool softener until you're sitting in a stall in a public restroom with a live cougar fighting it's way out of your ass???
I mean, you were just at the store yesterday, you coulda picked some up just in case, right??
But no. You didnt think ahead so now you're perched there trying to decide just how much you ever really want to eat at this restaurant again when all of a sudden the dam bursts and food you'd eaten in 1973 suddenly again see... read more

A few years ago I lucked out and got a Ger. For free no less. Ever hear the expression you get what you pay for? It's true. Not to sound ungrateful, but it was kinda poop. Not Uberpoop, but poop just the same. The canvas was fine, but the frame and pretty much all the woodwork was badly done. Bytor got it in shape this past year because he is in fact the Germaster, but it really illustrated to me how bad I needed to do something about our medieval house.
First step was new Khana, or walls.
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So, I moved to michigan. Took a while to adjust really. Not like michigan is weird, in fact its the most normal place I think I've ever lived. In getting here I figured I'd take the opportunity to get my shit together, healthwise. So now there's a home gym and treadmill. That's good stuff, but I hate treadmills. I'd rather walk outside. And as cool as walking is I'd rather bike so now there's a mountain bike. A cheap one, but it gets me there. I'm finding that if I feel like taking a ride I c... read more

I spent my evening at the home of my friends Dove, lorna and Kristin. Such an energy in that house, such a hospitable vibe. Sometimes you meet people with a real effortless grace about them and a humor that resounds. And sometimes their dog is Satan. Not the young Satan, vital and evil, stealing souls and making deals... tricking the greedy and short sheeting beds and whatnot. No, this dog was more the older fat Satan. Hooked on drugs and table scraps. TCB baby, woof! This dog at some point ... read more