YEAH!
When i was 4yrs old i toured with the Muppets. After a few years, Miss Piggy's jealousy of Kermits groupies created her anger managment problem. So, she starting stripping to feel better about herself and to support her food addiction. Then, Kermit fell into a deep crack addiction, b/c he couldnt stand to see Miss Piggy that way. We broke up soon after Animal and I were caught in the dressing room getting a little Pre-show action. Little did we know that the show had already started.
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