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Main Entry: 1bur·lesque
Pronunciation: (")b&r-'lesk
Function: noun
Etymology: burlesque, adjective, comic, droll, from French, from Italian burlesco, from burla joke, from Spanish
1 : a literary or dramatic work that seeks to ridicule by means of grotesque exaggeration or comic imitation
2 : mockery usually by caricature
3 : theatrical entertainment of a broadly humorous often earthy character consisting of short turns, comic skits, and sometimes striptease acts
synonym see CARICATURE
- burlesque adjective
- bur·lesque·ly adverb
Entertainment Solution Providers.
Oh, the value!
Entertainers, party fluffers, doyennes, MCs, improvisational party guests.
Cabaret, guerilla performance, corporate events, totally customized programming, outrageous behavior handled professionally. We embarass ourselves so you and your guests can hang loose.
Partnered with EZ Luv (www.ezluv.org) for total event solutions.
Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.
about the real noodles - watch out for the sushi stash
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EZ Luv Productions
Featuring original music, art, audio equipment reviews and more. Phonic has more than 40,000 records, and that doesn't include all the 45s.
about me
Banana's inspiration comes from the absurdity of the human condition to which she has completely surrendered herself. “After all,” she is quoted as saying, “what else is a girl to do in a post-Kantian, post-Copernican, post-Newtonian world??? Wink, wink.”
Peel questions why humanity should be adrift in a foggy sea of postmodern cynicism and anomie when there are feathers, all sorts of feathers. "Armed with a hot glue gun," she confides, "I feel better equiped to escape my temporal-spacial cage." Peels (ineffectual) therapist, Dr. Schadenfreude notes, "I am considering an increase in my rates and adding a mild astringent to my evening cleansing routine." The (unavailing) Dr. adds that, "while I have what can be categorized as a "normal" complexion, I do have trouble with an oily T-zone."
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For Immediate Release
April 1, 2009
ACME MUSIC RELAUNCH
LOCAL ARTISTS SUPPORT THEIR EAST OAKLAND MUSIC SHOP
Art Opening Featuring: John Middle, Cassandra Auker, Bethany Ayers
Jazz Performance
Saturday, April 11, 2009 4PM to 8PM
Music Shop and Gallery Open Monday thru Friday 10am to 6pm, Saturday 10am to 5pm.
Acme Music
3715 MacArthur Blvd
Oakland, CA 94619
510.530.7234
Visual and Jazz music artists come together to help jazz drummer, music shop owner and East Oakland neighbor, Jay Rose, 83 years old, to keep the doors open during difficult economic times after nearly 40 years in business.
An art opening and jazz reception on April 11, 2009 marks the relaunch of Acme Music in the Laurel District of Oakland. The show and relaunch of the store, organized by artist/DJ/musician Phonic Thee Bomber (aka John Middle), brings together works by himself and two other notable artists from Acme's neighborhood, Bethany Ayers and Cassandra Auker, in order to bring new life and attention to the struggling music shop.
"I first became involved with Acme Music because I was curious what is this place anyway? There's sheet music and bits and pieces of things for sale and well-known jazz musicians just hanging out with Jay and giving lessons to kids from the neighborhood," says Phonic. "It's classic, just like its name. This place is a hidden gem, a real old school neighborhood place founded on the love of music and community. Classic."
When owner Jay Rose started Acme Music in the '70s, he was working at his shop in East Oakland six days a week in a t-shirt and drumming at the Palace Hotel in San Francisco wearing a tuxedo in the evenings. Health problems have slowed his drumming down. Competition from on-line retailers and mega-stores has hurt business, as has the downturn in the economy. Then there was a devastating fire in which wiped out most of his instruments and stock and forced him to give up 2/3 of the shop space that he rents on MacArthur Boulevard in the Laurel District of Oakland.
At age 83, Rose, who opens the shop at 10 am and works until closing six days a week, remains positive, "I love music and I love people." Phonic and Rose have become good friends. "I like the idea of community, and Jay and this shop embodies that idea. Jay knows everyone. People, including famous jazz folk, come in just to hang out. There's a lot of history in this place and in the people, we can't let that magic be forgotten."
Acme sells sheet music, lesson books, instruments and accessories, and provides repair. Still, the core of his business has always been the lessons provided by talented and noted jazz musicians.
The event is free and is open to the public.
About the Artists
Phonic Thee Bomber
people.tribe.net/kingshagPhonics approach to the creative process is characterized by an emphasis on massive productivity with materials that are readily and easily accessible, i.e. glitter, broken glass and magic markers, with methods arrived at auto▴didactically. His prolific output has resulted in the completion of literally thousands of original mixed media and digital works.
As a club DJ he held residencies at some of the most well known club nights in San Francisco such as Club Universe, Asia SF, Club 181 and 177 Townsend. He has also opened for major groups such as Crystal Method and Parliament and DJ for the X-Games.
Phonic set up a production company and web based record label EzLuv and teamed up with Oakland based charity, Little Kids Rock and began promoting events characterized and informed by a love for all genre's of music that were altruistic rather than profit oriented.
Bethany Ayres
www.bethanyayres.com
Ayres received her Bachelor of Fine Arts Degree in 1996 from The Center for Creative Studies in Detroit Michigan; and her Master of Fine Arts Degree in 1998 from the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, in Philadelphia, PA.
Since moving to California in 1998, she has shown her work in museums and galleries in Philadelphia, New York, Montana, Oakland, Emeryville, San Francisco, Sacramento and Salem, Oregon. She has been represented in Oakland by Esteban Sabar Gallery; and was named Best Artist in the East Bay Express 2006 Best Of edition.
Cassandra Auker
www.cassandraauker.com
Auker, raised in Hawaii, started painting at age four and studied painting and sculpture in Italy, as well as at Boston University, San Francisco Art Institute, and Mills College. She is also currently involved in interior design, video, dance, holistic health and theater. She is inspired by nature and the tropics, as well as her own emotional landscape and the striving for ideal composition. "I use Oil, Acrylic, Watercolors, Found Objects, Pen, Pencil--I like pretty much everything."
For more information about the show, contact Phonic Thee Bomber johnmiddle@sbcglobal.net
510.418.7195
Acme Music
3715 MacArthur Blvd
Oakland, CA 94619
510.530.7234
Mon, April 6, 2009 - 12:49 PM
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Virtual Real
by Phonic
August 3, 2007
I've been hiding behind a cut and paste smoke screen for some time insofar as my blog is concerned.
My WIFE....is carrying our baby
... something that warrants personal attention.
WE are half the way there ....
(Cue pregnant pause.....)
yes
half the way there.
the Mummy (to be)
glows radiantly
as she swells and mutates.....
(errr .... well put)
take out foot...
then mouth re-shut).
a son in her tum
slowly
INCUBATES.
Annette put out
her shingle...
And designed
A world
full of glow and tingle
for her, our dog
and mememe
Our love will reign
ETERNALLY.
(STILL - A future together requires
some assembly.)
The work
is the reward
is the celebration
no need for tea breaks or
procrastination.
Me?
Passion drunk
and hug giddy .
From despair
Annette, hid me.
So I proceed.
through a hall of mirrors
riding sine waves and vectors
of experience.
This chaos theory
algorithmically
Life goes on
IN 3D.
Graphically...
For you
For me.
Equilibrium kissed me
full on the mouth.
Turn yr oscillator off....ff.
Our friction
Kinetic.
The sum
dwarfed
its constituent parts.
A frown
buried in
Joisey
with
Jimmy Hoffa?
Sub in
giggly puddle
jump in
Holy Water
Big love for a son
Big love for a daughter.
I came from the East.
but rose with the North.
Live now on coast left
cos the
West IS the best
My troubles
went South
of them I'm bereft.
Forced rhyme?
It's that time.
I shall not write
another line.
But one more thing...
(uh huh...spew forth)
You will never hear me say this but...
"Thank you weird ultra advanced alien manipulator"
of my fate....
Hear the words of yr
Tomogachi
here.
AGREED!
(here here)
and so say all of us.
tee hee hee
“Yr script writing shows signs of improvement.”
Somewhere yr tentacled agent brags....
"It is now
in development."
Development!
(Switch track...)
Abominally....
IN the womb.
Mums love shack
an amniotic sac
Our featured attraction
still
kicks back.
But
is COMING SOON
(there's no going back)
We were wed
on A
BLUE MOON
The
LAST DAY OF JUNE
FIREWORKS FLEW
then went
boom boom
bright lights lit up
a "sulky gloom"
who then slunk off
back to his tomb.
Happy
Revery
cos every
day forth
you'll be with me
along with a scheduled...
Delivery
For Xmas
forever
for YOU AND ME
our love
made flesh
OUR KID..
Baby.
Mon, December 3, 2007 - 10:00 PM
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November 15, 2006
To slip on banana peel is to experience one of life's more sublime pleasures.
So smart.
So sexy.
So funny.
So unique.
She is the mas in X-mas and the chocolate in Halloween.
She is the ram in the ramalamadingdong.
She puts the bong in the reggae song.
She puts a smile on my profile.
Watch our for this one .....
If she was Hitler......I would Seich Heil.
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