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Banana Peel

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Artist Statement

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Main Entry: 1bur·lesque

Main Entry: 1bur·lesque
Pronunciation: (")b&r-'lesk
Function: noun

Etymology: burlesque, adjective, comic, droll, from French, from Italian burlesco, from burla joke, from Spanish

1 : a literary or dramatic work that seeks to ridicule by means of grotesque exaggeration or comic imitation
2 : mockery usually by caricature
3 : theatrical entertainment of a broadly humorous often earthy character consisting of short turns, comic skits, and sometimes striptease acts

synonym see CARICATURE
- burlesque adjective
- bur·lesque·ly adverb

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Fruit Cocktail Entertainment for Hire

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Wake Up

Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.

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YARN

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Is that all there is? Crap. I mean, OK.

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VIDEO - ANNIE OAKLEY PIRATE

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CRYING FOR

AMERICA
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VIDEO - BLURRY BURLESQUE

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Video-blurry dance

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Peels Peeps

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Where's My Banana?? Show info.

For Immediate Release
April 1, 2009

ACME MUSIC RELAUNCH
LOCAL ARTISTS SUPPORT THEIR EAST OAKLAND MUSIC SHOP

Art Opening Featuring: John Middle, Cassandra Auker, Bethany Ayers
Jazz Performance
Saturday, April 11, 2009 4PM to 8PM

Music Shop and Gallery Open Monday thru Friday 10am to 6pm, Saturday 10am to 5pm.
Acme Music
3715 MacArthur Blvd
Oakland, CA 94619
510.530.7234

Visual and Jazz music artists come together to help jazz drummer, music shop owner and East Oakland neighbor, Jay Rose, 83 years old, to keep the doors open during difficult economic times after nearly 40 years in business.

An art opening and jazz reception on April 11, 2009 marks the relaunch of Acme Music in the Laurel District of Oakland. The show and relaunch of the store, organized by artist/DJ/musician Phonic Thee Bomber (aka John Middle), brings together works by himself and two other notable artists from Acme's neighborhood, Bethany Ayers and Cassandra Auker, in order to bring new life and attention to the struggling music shop.

"I first became involved with Acme Music because I was curious what is this place anyway? There's sheet music and bits and pieces of things for sale and well-known jazz musicians just hanging out with Jay and giving lessons to kids from the neighborhood," says Phonic. "It's classic, just like its name. This place is a hidden gem, a real old school neighborhood place founded on the love of music and community. Classic."

When owner Jay Rose started Acme Music in the '70s, he was working at his shop in East Oakland six days a week in a t-shirt and drumming at the Palace Hotel in San Francisco wearing a tuxedo in the evenings. Health problems have slowed his drumming down. Competition from on-line retailers and mega-stores has hurt business, as has the downturn in the economy. Then there was a devastating fire in which wiped out most of his instruments and stock and forced him to give up 2/3 of the shop space that he rents on MacArthur Boulevard in the Laurel District of Oakland.

At age 83, Rose, who opens the shop at 10 am and works until closing six days a week, remains positive, "I love music and I love people." Phonic and Rose have become good friends. "I like the idea of community, and Jay and this shop embodies that idea. Jay knows everyone. People, including famous jazz folk, come in just to hang out. There's a lot of history in this place and in the people, we can't let that magic be forgotten."

Acme sells sheet music, lesson books, instruments and accessories, and provides repair. Still, the core of his business has always been the lessons provided by talented and noted jazz musicians.

The event is free and is open to the public.

About the Artists

Phonic Thee Bomber
people.tribe.net/kingshag
Phonics approach to the creative process is characterized by an emphasis on massive productivity with materials that are readily and easily accessible, i.e. glitter, broken glass and magic markers, with methods arrived at auto▴didactically. His prolific output has resulted in the completion of literally thousands of original mixed media and digital works.

As a club DJ he held residencies at some of the most well known club nights in San Francisco such as Club Universe, Asia SF, Club 181 and 177 Townsend. He has also opened for major groups such as Crystal Method and Parliament and DJ for the X-Games.

Phonic set up a production company and web based record label EzLuv and teamed up with Oakland based charity, Little Kids Rock and began promoting events characterized and informed by a love for all genre's of music that were altruistic rather than profit oriented.

Bethany Ayres
www.bethanyayres.com
Ayres received her Bachelor of Fine Arts Degree in 1996 from The Center for Creative Studies in Detroit Michigan; and her Master of Fine Arts Degree in 1998 from the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, in Philadelphia, PA.

Since moving to California in 1998, she has shown her work in museums and galleries in Philadelphia, New York, Montana, Oakland, Emeryville, San Francisco, Sacramento and Salem, Oregon. She has been represented in Oakland by Esteban Sabar Gallery; and was named Best Artist in the East Bay Express 2006 Best Of edition.

Cassandra Auker
www.cassandraauker.com
Auker, raised in Hawaii, started painting at age four and studied painting and sculpture in Italy, as well as at Boston University, San Francisco Art Institute, and Mills College. She is also currently involved in interior design, video, dance, holistic health and theater. She is inspired by nature and the tropics, as well as her own emotional landscape and the striving for ideal composition. "I use Oil, Acrylic, Watercolors, Found Objects, Pen, Pencil--I like pretty much everything."


For more information about the show, contact Phonic Thee Bomber johnmiddle@sbcglobal.net
510.418.7195

Acme Music
3715 MacArthur Blvd
Oakland, CA 94619
510.530.7234
Mon, April 6, 2009 - 12:49 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Virtual Real
by Phonic
August 3, 2007


I've been hiding behind a cut and paste smoke screen for some time insofar as my blog is concerned.

My WIFE....is carrying our baby

... something that warrants personal attention.


WE are half the way there ....

(Cue pregnant pause.....)

yes

half the way there.

the Mummy (to be)

glows radiantly

as she swells and mutates.....

(errr .... well put)

take out foot...

then mouth re-shut).

a son in her tum

slowly

INCUBATES.




Annette put out

her shingle...

And designed

A world

full of glow and tingle

for her, our dog

and mememe

Our love will reign

ETERNALLY.



(STILL - A future together requires

some assembly.)



The work

is the reward

is the celebration

no need for tea breaks or

procrastination.



Me?

Passion drunk

and hug giddy .

From despair

Annette, hid me.




So I proceed.

through a hall of mirrors

riding sine waves and vectors

of experience.

This chaos theory

algorithmically

Life goes on

IN 3D.

Graphically...

For you

For me.



Equilibrium kissed me

full on the mouth.

Turn yr oscillator off....ff.

Our friction

Kinetic.

The sum

dwarfed

its constituent parts.

A frown

buried in

Joisey

with

Jimmy Hoffa?



Sub in

giggly puddle

jump in

Holy Water

Big love for a son

Big love for a daughter.



I came from the East.

but rose with the North.

Live now on coast left

cos the

West IS the best

My troubles

went South

of them I'm bereft.

Forced rhyme?

It's that time.

I shall not write

another line.

But one more thing...

(uh huh...spew forth)




You will never hear me say this but...

"Thank you weird ultra advanced alien manipulator"

of my fate....

Hear the words of yr

Tomogachi

here.

AGREED!

(here here)

and so say all of us.

tee hee hee

“Yr script writing shows signs of improvement.”

Somewhere yr tentacled agent brags....

"It is now

in development."


Development!

(Switch track...)

Abominally....

IN the womb.

Mums love shack

an amniotic sac

Our featured attraction

still

kicks back.

But

is COMING SOON

(there's no going back)


We were wed

on A

BLUE MOON

The

LAST DAY OF JUNE

FIREWORKS FLEW

then went

boom boom

bright lights lit up

a "sulky gloom"

who then slunk off

back to his tomb.


Happy

Revery

cos every

day forth

you'll be with me

along with a scheduled...

Delivery


For Xmas
forever
for YOU AND ME
our love
made flesh
OUR KID..

Baby.
Mon, December 3, 2007 - 10:00 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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HELLO MY NAME IS

BANANA
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Why Banana Peel?

1. Vaudevillian comics were called "Bananas". The top comic, usually the house comic, was the "Top Banana". The comic that took the prat falls, like slipping on a banana peel, was the "Third Banana".

2. Slipping on a banana peel is iconic physical humor.

3. Semiotics. There is only an arbitrary relationship between a linguistic sign and that which it signifies.

4. Everything is absurd so should be my name.

5. Neat packaging.

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Bananas are yellow.

Yellow is the color of sunshine. It's associated with joy, happiness, intellect, and energy.

Yellow produces a warming effect, arouses cheerfulness, stimulates mental activity, and generates muscle energy. Yellow is often associated with food. Bright, pure yellow is an attention getter, which is the reason taxicabs are painted this color. When overused, yellow may have a disturbing effect; it is known that babies cry more in yellow rooms. Yellow is seen before other colors when placed against black; this combination is often used to issue a warning. In heraldry, yellow indicates honor and loyalty. Later the meaning of yellow was connected with cowardice.

Use yellow to evoke pleasant, cheerful feelings. You can choose yellow to promote children's products and items related to leisure. Yellow is very effective for attracting attention, so use it to highlight the most important elements of your design. Men usually perceive yellow as a very lighthearted, 'childish' color, so it is not recommended to use yellow when selling prestigious, expensive products to men – nobody will buy a yellow business suit or a yellow Mercedes. Yellow is an unstable and spontaneous color, so avoid using yellow if you want to suggest stability and safety. Light yellow tends to disappear into white, so it usually needs a dark color to highlight it. Shades of yellow are visually unappealing because they loose cheerfulness and become dingy.

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The AMAZING Bananahhh!!!!

Pseudo Psychic.
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My Testimonials

November 15, 2006
To slip on banana peel is to experience one of life's more sublime pleasures.

So smart.

So sexy.

So funny.

So unique.

She is the mas in X-mas and the chocolate in Halloween.

She is the ram in the ramalamadingdong.

She puts the bong in the reggae song.

She puts a smile on my profile.

Watch our for this one .....

If she was Hitler......I would Seich Heil.



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