most excellent biter!

he makes the other me happy. which makes me happy.

and he's pretty cool, too. i mean, we wouldn't have let him live so long, otherwise.

my partner in mischief. my kissing professor. a confidante. a shoulder to lean on, to cry on. the most addictive antidepressant. my cabana boy. a geek to the core. quite the cook when he puts his mind to it. a test subject for my cooking experiments. the most cuddly pillow. ever. possessor of the cutest butt ever. (photos just don't it justice and neither do any of his pants.) my trash man. a teacher and a student. a library of resources. master debater, philosopher. and funnier than anyone gives him credit for.

someday i will find a way to thank assaf for everything he's been for me. until then, i'll just continue to write him cheesy testimonials and shower him with kisses and thank my lucky stars he's not a picky eater.

assaf is a *great* bellboy. i highly recommend him. he can carry multiple heavy bags at once without breaking anything or scratching the leather. simply one of a kind.

Assaf, you're so handsome.