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Ok so I already thought that critical mass is stupid and the cause and idea of it hit its pinnacle awhile back and now its like a rovering band of idiots. Well my thoughts were true as last week I was in a cab heading home on a friday and got stuck with the critical idiots.

We had them on all sides of the cab lightly kicking and making fun of us stuck in the cab. These morons started to chat at us (my head was out the windows yelling back) all kinds of stupid shit regarding gasoline prices and the such. Do I give a fuck? No you know why? Cause I take a Taxi that runs off NATURAL GAS. I try to make a point of taking these cabs. It even says it on the fucking cab but can critical morons read? I guess not when they are in mass! I had to tell them that we were in a NGV and still they did not give a fuck. Their mission is soooo diluted with idiots its no wonder everyone hates them.

One day a leader will emerge and direct these poor souls anger and frustration into something great but that day is far away from what I saw.

Which brings me to my next rant!

When will people riding bicycles learn to obey the laws? They seem to obey them sometimes when it comes to getting run over and there are some people that actually obey the law but what about the masses? How can you demand fair treatment when everyone else is getting screwed by your actions?

Now I am not saying that drivers are not assholes but in terms of aggression bikers seem to rise above and beyond all others. I see them yell at cars when it is cleary the bicyclists fault.

Hey everyone!

It's my room mates 25th birthday and she/we are throwing a house party on the 8th at 10pm. It's a Marie Antoinette themed party and I would like to invite all you lovely people to come along and party with us.

Quick info on theme en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Antoinette

If you are interested in laying down some vinyl please let me know as we are always looking for more people.

We will have a 2 room dance floor along with a backyard with food and drinks. There will be a photobooth, champagne fountain, and lots of silly costumes.

The house will be decked out with the theme in mind. You will not be turned away for lack of costume. I just want to have all my friends under one roof for a good party. I am hoping with the turn out that this will go late into the evening.

If you are interested please reply to

houseofadam
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gmail
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This is hands down the funnest cabaret I've ever been to-
And it's happening again!! AND I'll be tall with my favorite clowns and stilters too!
It's time to pull out the stops for this year's Sagittarian Cabaret!

That's right, another year has passed since our last raucous installment of the Sag Cabaret! This year we celebrate both Mike Templeton and Colin Blackshear with a soiree to tantalize your senses. This year's cabaret is benefiting Langton Labs, a brand spanking new warehouse community in the heart of SOMA.

Gallery:
Suspended fabric installation: callibug
Art by Colin Blackshear

The Show!
Tim Barsky- www.timbarsky.com
Langton Labrats present the finest in song and dance
Tobias of Yard Dogs Road Show
Aerial artistry of Tserefina
Comedy and Juggling by Mike Templeton
Stilt Dancers SF www.stiltdancers.com
Pumpkin Samurai Kenrom
Dancing Bear Eugene
Zigzag and Templeton throwing unusual things at one another
and we'll probably do something on fire while we're at it.

Come be the first to enjoy the beautiful Art Deco theater seating from the Balboa Theater in Santa Barbara
that we are installing at Xenodrome just for this one show!

Please buy your tickets in advance at www.brownpapertickets.com/event...t;>Buy tickets for Sagittarian Cabaret</A>
There are limited seats in the theater, presale tickets will be given priority seating

Come down and party with the clown, your presence is your present,
and help support the amazing endeavor of cementing an art space in the heart of SOMA for the next 10 years!

www.langtonlabs.org

Ok so I except that I own a large truck in the city and parking is a bitch. I am fine with that.

Recently though I have been getting notes on my trucks to the tone of "hey asshole learn how to park so others can park."

What I don't get is the fact that I am forced to park sometimes, like everyone else in a fucked up way because another vehicle was there first or a motorcycle was there. You all know what I am talking about. There is a spot that would fit 2 cars but since a motorcycle or another car was there and I slip in when they leave there is a tiny little space.

What if in that space a fucking cooper parked? Why am I the asshole for that?

Now when they leave and I am the only one there everyone thinks that I just take up as much room as I can and fuck everyone in sight.

This even happened on my motorcycle!

What is going on in the world? I swear if I catch anyone putting shit on my car again its on! My car will have a nice new dent in it about the size of the person's face that wrote the letter.

Are people really this out of it in todays world that they can't think before they act?