I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
- Penn Jillette

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson

I'm Not Overweight, Just Under Tall.
-Garfield

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
- Andre Malraux

In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant.
My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love.
- Soren Kierkegaard

What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
- Hansell B. Duckett

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words,
whether there be any news in it or not.
- Henry Fielding