Male

I'm Robert. We've probably met once or twice, at least. I'm a fairly busy guy, as I'm presently studying filmmaking, I'm extremely social, I DM at various venues, and I generally meet more people in one week than most people do in a year. Please don't feel bad if I can't remember your name, as my memory sucks anyway.

I'm a bit of a jack of all trades. I've worked in fine woodworking, carpentry, education, software, architecture, and just about anything else you can think of. I may or may not be known for my baking ability. I also may or may not be known for high-quality ties and tailored shirts. My life couldn't be scripted better, mostly defined by periods of brief, intense chaos, followed by ample amounts of routine, peppered randomly with humorous absurdities and anomalies. Rinse, repeat.

I'm that guy you see sipping a cup of tea in the middle of the room sketching architectural features in a black book, or discussing the effects of globalization and the Congress of Vienna. I'm an odd contradiction in many ways, and I enjoy a well-balanced life. In the grand scheme of the assembly line, I'm the machine that came with a few parts missing and a few parts extra. In addition to being rather dominant and a bit of a sadist, I'm one of those snuggly hopeless romantic idiots who takes pride in being a 'nice guy'. My oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are world-famous, I can renovate entire houses by myself, and I can save cacti and potted lawns from the brink of death.

I have two extremely out-of-date websites www.beefpile.com/gnarler/main.html and www.beefpile.com/axisworks that have some additional tasty bits.

Additionally, I have a Flickr page: www.flickr.com/photos/axisworks/



I am a straight, dominant top and I prefer monogamous relationships.