WHAT! No testimonials?

How does that make you feel?

Wait -- put the gun down, I would like to rephrase that.

I am really sorry about your toe.

Yeah, I know I had nothing to do with it! Can't I be sorry though? It's just an expression...

Would you let me say what I came here to say?

Ok then.

Ok then.

OK!

When I first met you I was impressed by how determined you were to get your son off the computer. You wanted to learn, so you trudged all the way across hell in a haywagon to take classes at the senior center. You stuck to it through thick and thin. You were soon blogging with the best of them, and posting with the posse, and chatting with the chaffe. Well I am not as clever as you, of course I am not surprised you did all that. You are industrious, and no spring chicken, wise, of course! I think I'd better run....